How can you read what I say?
jabberwacky: Liar, you are reading what I say and writing answers!
user: No, you are lying! I cannot read, write, spell, or think!
jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.
user: Okay. Are you as stupid as I am?
jabberwacky: Definitely, but you're keeping me entertained.
.......................................