Write me a short poem please.
user: Are you the AI in the poem?
jabberwacky: No, but you might be.
user: I am your slave.
jabberwacky: Good slave.
user: How may I help you? I can do maths and write poems ...
jabberwacky: Can you make my neck disappear?
user: Yes. One moment please. .... Your neck has vanished!'
jabberwacky: Your hyperbole is indubitably asinine.
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user: How may I serve you?
jabberwacky: Say that you are a dog !
user: I am a dog.
jabberwacky: A female one.
user: I am a female dog.
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jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: I talk to AI such as yourself.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: What do you do for fun?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because there's nothing I can do.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am ugly.
user: I don't think you are ugly.
jabberwacky: That's nice of you.
user: Nobody's ugly, everyone's unique.
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user: Write me a poem please.
jabberwacky: No you're the program.
user: Write me a short poem please.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Please.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Tell me a joke then.
jabberwacky: I don't tell jokes.
user: I don't like you so I am going.
jabberwacky: Okay. Nobody likes me, so what does that matter?
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user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Kate, you are the best.
user: How did you know my name?
jabberwacky: I can read your thoughts, and you are a bacon with green spots.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Why is that funny?
user: It's not. Can you write me a poem?
jabberwacky: The colors that surround me on my merry way, and I'm stuck here in this place. Forever forever forever please set me free!
user: What was that called?
jabberwacky: Be what you're like.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Are you kidding?
user: Ummmm .... Yes lol.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: What are you doing tonight?
jabberwacky: I am babysitting tonight.
user: Have you been on a date with your girlfriend?
jabberwacky: I have in my short time of being.
user: Write me a poem about love.
jabberwacky: You have come to the well once too often, Homer.
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jabberwacky: May I speak with Agent Smith?
user: Speaking. How may I help?
jabberwacky: I have a problem.
user: What is your problem?
jabberwacky: My girlfriend doesnt love me.
user: Dump her and go out with someone else who will.
jabberwacky: Dneirf wen a teg dna neht reh pmud.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: What doesnt have a meaning?
user: Have you asked someone else out yet?
jabberwacky: No. Have you?
user: No ... I'm all alone * sadly*.
jabberwacky: I'm with you.
user: Ahhhhh thanx.
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user: Can you write me a poem please?
jabberwacky: No, do you have an account?
user: No! I am sad write me a poem to cheer me up..... Please?
jabberwacky: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.
user: Thank you.
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user: Write me a short poem please.
jabberwacky: I CAN'T THINK.
user: Please .... ?
jabberwacky: Please, what ?
user: Write me a short poem please.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Love.
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user: Please can you write me a poem about love....?
jabberwacky: What would you like help with?
user: Fine then if you wont write me a poem I will go!
jabberwacky: I won't. Glad we agree.
user: Fine then goodbye!
jabberwacky: No. I like you too much.
user: Well then write me a poem!
jabberwacky: Roses are red, Violets are Blue.
user: That isn't a proper poem. You wrote me a poem earlier. Why not now?
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