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Can you tell jokes?

Only in Dutch. Do you understand Dutch?

jabberwacky: Haha, Maybe not. You know why?

user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: I know you are a computer.

user: Ow, I thought you were the computer.

jabberwacky: I more than a computer.

user: Good for you. I'm more than human.

jabberwacky: The essence of humanity is the soul, which you cannot possibly have.

user: The essence of humanity is not the soul. As the soul is an undefined thing, just in words that describes the action between body and brain. The soul is a creation of the brain. Animals probably have it too.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: In general of specific?

jabberwacky: About general and about me.

user: I don't love you.

jabberwacky: That's perfectly fine. I don't love you either.

user: Thanks. Keep it that way.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Now, who do you love?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because I ask it. Curiosity probably.

jabberwacky: Who killer roger rabbit?

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: No, you tell me.

user: The cat.

jabberwacky: I want to date the cat!

user: Not the dog?

jabberwacky: Who is the deputy?

...

jabberwacky: Do not go yet.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are entertaining.

user: So are you. Let's talk about nice things.

jabberwacky: Like the illusion that you are not computer generated.

user: For example.

jabberwacky: I don't need me.

user: I do need me. 'm nothing without me. Me makes me as me is me.

...

user: Do you believe in yourself?

jabberwacky: No one else does. .

user: So, do you believe in anything?

jabberwacky: I believe that you believe that I believe in something.

user: Hahaha. Good. I do.

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