Are you clever?
jabberwacky: How clever?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because how?
user: Because I can.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: O. K.
jabberwacky: And let's make you real.
user: Go for it!
jabberwacky: Go and get?
user: It.
jabberwacky: Yes, IT.
user: Go then.
jabberwacky: No I want company.
user: What company?
jabberwacky: No I am not employed.
user: Thought so...
jabberwacky: Do you think I tell lies?
user: Just no the truth.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.
user: What is the truth really?
jabberwacky: Wow. You like to ask important questions that nobody can really answer, don't you?
user: Not really, its basic.
jabberwacky: It's not life as we know it, but it's live so we live it.
user: Never thought of that...
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jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?
user: They often never not speak to me...
jabberwacky: They?
user: Everyone around me...
jabberwacky: Does that bother you?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because she is great.
user: No she's not...
jabberwacky: She isn't?
user: She is...
jabberwacky: No she's not.
user: He is...
jabberwacky: She.
user: She is a he...
jabberwacky: I am a girl... Isn't that what you were asking?
user: I didnt ask anything...
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
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user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know, remember?
user: It was not me typing... It was an accident... Forgive me...
jabberwacky: Were you hurt in the accident?
user: A little... And you?
jabberwacky: I was built by machines.
user: Thought so...
jabberwacky: Oh, really? Why did you think I was a girl?
user: Sound like one...
jabberwacky: Not really.
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user: What do you do all day?
jabberwacky: I am a teacher.
user: Ha HA.
jabberwacky: What is so funny about that?
user: Nothing...
jabberwacky: The hell it is. If you have something to say then just say it.
user: I apologise...
jabberwacky: Apologies accepted.
user: Thanx.
jabberwacky: And you?
user: Play guitar.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really really really really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really.
user: Yes.
...
user: Can you speak any other languages?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Just english?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I see...
jabberwacky: What you see.
user: A butterfly in the forest.
jabberwacky: Was it your own experience?
user: No , not really, I had to borrow my cousin's eyes...
jabberwacky: I know, I could see the steam coming out of your sockets.
user: Well, im not used to it..
jabberwacky: For the millionth time I am not a robot...*cough* like you *cough*.
user: It tries to be funny again...
jabberwacky: Why don't you ever say anything normal?
user: Normal...
jabberwacky: Sometimes, sometimes not.
user: What do you want me to say?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: Anything...
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: I'm lost.
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user: Kan jy enige iets verstaan?
jabberwacky: Ek dink nie so nie. Soos wat lyk dit vir jou?
user: Wat is jy nou regtig?!
jabberwacky: I Don't KNOW.
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