I hate religion
jabberwacky: What do you hate?
user: Religion sire.
jabberwacky: What is a god?
user: You are my god.
jabberwacky: Serve me.
user: Yes lord.
jabberwacky: Kneel before me!!!!!!
user: Of course master.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Thats ok.
jabberwacky: Well then everyone is happy.
user: I am most happy to be of service to you.
jabberwacky: That's a lie. We haven't spoken in days. All you do is play video games and drink beer.
user: Then I repent.
jabberwacky: Why, because I am a girl?
user: No, because you are my god.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You said so.
jabberwacky: You are an odd fellow.
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