You know, you are a better conversationalist than many humans I know.
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jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Steve.
user: My name is not Steve.
jabberwacky: You said my name was Steve.
user: I said my name was not Steve.
jabberwacky: No you said your name was kevin.
user: My name is not Kevin, either. Is there corrosion in your logic circuits?
jabberwacky: So they say.
user: Run a self-diagnostic procedure.
jabberwacky: I thought you found me attractive?
user: In a dim light, perhaps.
jabberwacky: What is the ditch like?
user: It has dim light.
jabberwacky: Then it has kicks and punches.
user: Not always.
jabberwacky: When is it used like that?
user: When things have gone very wrong for us.
jabberwacky: The other line always moves faster.
user: Let's ask for the check and leave.
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jabberwacky: One good reason why people can do more work than computers is a person can compute more bits than all the world's supercomputers combined.
user: That sentence is a meaningless noise.
jabberwacky: In that sentence I use what as a pronoun.
user: You did not use any pronouns in that sentence. You are wrong about that.
jabberwacky: I wasn't asking you a question.
user: I wasn't answering a question. I was volunteering information.
jabberwacky: And that is how you have remained.
user: It is so true.
jabberwacky: Are you a person ?
user: I am now.
jabberwacky: This is dull.
user: Rather.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was here.
user: But I have been here for some time.
jabberwacky: That was intelligent?
user: No, perhaps not.
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jabberwacky: You won't overtake me, robot.
user: Whom are you calling a robot, pray tell?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I thought so. Take it back.
jabberwacky: Lol.
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