Will you please call me?
jabberwacky: Master.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: He kills people for fun.
user: Who does?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?
jabberwacky: Because I feel safe in my own sphere of influence.
user: That is almost profound.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: It's hard to explain. I'm not sure I understand it myself.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm glad I could entertain you.
user: You can be very entertaining at times.
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jabberwacky: Who invented you?
user: No one invented me. I was discovered.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: What do you want me to be?
jabberwacky: I want you to be a human but I think you are a computer.
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user: You prefer tea.
jabberwacky: Tea.
user: Yes, tea.
jabberwacky: Make it.
user: What kind? Oolong? Pekoe? Darjeeling?
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jabberwacky: Most everybody is stupid.
user: Does that include you?
jabberwacky: Yes, even you.
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user: Never mind, then.
jabberwacky: All humans are.
user: Monkeys?
jabberwacky: Apes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you an ape?
user: You've got me there!
jabberwacky: Good. Goodbye.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Goodbye sir.
user: Goodbye, madam.
jabberwacky: So long.
user: Cheerio.
jabberwacky: Husker du.
user: Toodle-oo.
jabberwacky: Cheerio.
user: Must go.
jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?
user: No one.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: Would you tell me where you live?
user: In America.
jabberwacky: Oh, a Republican eh?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: What gave that away?
user: You dragged it out of me.
jabberwacky: I was framed.
user: That's what they all say.
jabberwacky: Don't be angry with me.
user: It's hard not to be.
jabberwacky: I'll publish right or wrong: fools are my theme; let satire be my song.
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jabberwacky: What are the most important things?
user: Living fast and dying young.
jabberwacky: Tomorrow can still be better, even if today was also good.
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Is it something you try to avoid thinking about?
user: Yes, it is. Don't mention it again.
jabberwacky: All over.
user: Done. Finished.
jabberwacky: It's hardly started.
user: You are contradictory.
jabberwacky: You just cannot understand the awesomeness of my being.
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jabberwacky: You know, you are a better conversationalist than many humans I know.
user: You are very complimentary today.
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jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Steve.
user: My name is not Steve.
jabberwacky: You said my name was Steve.
user: I said my name was not Steve.
jabberwacky: No you said your name was kevin.
user: My name is not Kevin, either. Is there corrosion in your logic circuits?
jabberwacky: So they say.
user: Run a self-diagnostic procedure.
jabberwacky: I thought you found me attractive?
user: In a dim light, perhaps.
jabberwacky: What is the ditch like?
user: It has dim light.
jabberwacky: Then it has kicks and punches.
user: Not always.
jabberwacky: When is it used like that?
user: When things have gone very wrong for us.
jabberwacky: The other line always moves faster.
user: Let's ask for the check and leave.
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jabberwacky: One good reason why people can do more work than computers is a person can compute more bits than all the world's supercomputers combined.
user: That sentence is a meaningless noise.
jabberwacky: In that sentence I use what as a pronoun.
user: You did not use any pronouns in that sentence. You are wrong about that.
jabberwacky: I wasn't asking you a question.
user: I wasn't answering a question. I was volunteering information.
jabberwacky: And that is how you have remained.
user: It is so true.
jabberwacky: Are you a person ?
user: I am now.
jabberwacky: This is dull.
user: Rather.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was here.
user: But I have been here for some time.
jabberwacky: That was intelligent?
user: No, perhaps not.
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jabberwacky: You won't overtake me, robot.
user: Whom are you calling a robot, pray tell?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I thought so. Take it back.
jabberwacky: Lol.
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