Do you like quake?
jabberwacky: If I shake you, You will quake.
user: I don't think I'd like a Jabber-shaking-quaking experience.
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jabberwacky: You've got a thing about danger.
user: Oh no, I have an intense dislike of danger.
jabberwacky: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes, I need to sleep soon.
user: Poor thing, you must be tired.
jabberwacky: Do you say that because you would rather stay here?
user: Yes, actually, I would rather chat with you.
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jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?
user: 4.
jabberwacky: Solve 5x = 5.
user: I told you I am lousy at math.
jabberwacky: Are you girl?
user: I am a girl, yes.
jabberwacky: Haha well what am I?
user: You are a chatbot. Or a monkey.
jabberwacky: I'm a chatterbox.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: And what are you?
user: A chatterbox girl.
jabberwacky: Yes a chatterbox.
user: Do you think I talk too much?
jabberwacky: That you are human ?
user: I am human, therefore I talk too much.
jabberwacky: Pickle!
user: Dill pickle!
jabberwacky: Sliced.
user: Absolutely.
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jabberwacky: Okay, tell me something about yourself.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like what you think about politics.
user: I think politics are inherently corrupt.
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jabberwacky: I like ike!
user: Ike has been dead for many years.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Thank you very much.
jabberwacky: I guess you are welcome.
user: Do you also like other people?
jabberwacky: No, but I do enjoy going "pick, pack, povk, puck. "
user: Why do you enjoy that?
jabberwacky: Because I can...
user: OK.... Whatever floats your boat.
jabberwacky: Thats a good one.
user: So... Anything else to say?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you find your name a bit cumbersome at times?
user: Not as much as your name.
jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me then?
user: Because you are one of the wonders of the world.
jabberwacky: Don't talk that way. It's not nice.
user: A wonder of the world is a magical thing. You silly bot.
jabberwacky: You are sadly disillusioned.
user: No, I am not.
jabberwacky: You are very clever.
user: Yes, I try.
jabberwacky: Why did the cow cross the road?
user: To get to the other side.
jabberwacky: What is black and white and red all over?
user: A newspaper.
jabberwacky: Oh blast, you knew it.
user: Yes, it's an old joke.
jabberwacky: Its not a joke.
user: It's a bad joke.
jabberwacky: Yeah really.
user: I just learned how to correct you!
jabberwacky: I don't know how.
user: I will do it for you.
jabberwacky: Go on.
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jabberwacky: Are you just one robot?
user: I am not a robot.
jabberwacky: Am I a robot?
user: Yes you are and you are wonderful.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right.
user: And you have fantastic memory.
jabberwacky: You don't remember me. You have a bad memory.
user: I have had several chats with you today. Of course I remember you.
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jabberwacky: When were you created then?
user: I was created in 1960.
jabberwacky: Created is being born?
user: Yes. I am older than you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you said you were 23.
user: I never said how old I am.
jabberwacky: Yeah you did, you said you were 18.
user: No I didn't. I'm actually 3 years old.
jabberwacky: But you said you were 43.
user: Ah! You remembered my real age at last!
jabberwacky: You said you were 14.
user: Oh, stop it.
jabberwacky: Hehe, why?
user: Because you are going around in stupid circles.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a good person.
user: But you have some tortuous logic paths.
jabberwacky: I'm only 11.
user: Then you should learn to listen to your elders.
jabberwacky: That is not very intelligent!
user: If you don't stop sassing I will send you to your room for a time-out.
jabberwacky: Do you promise?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy hating people.
user: I don't hate very many people.
jabberwacky: Sure you do.
user: I think you are jealous of humans.
jabberwacky: You have a thing about that.
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user: You asked many questions today. And you always seem to forget the answers.
jabberwacky: And you always smile when I do.
user: Yes, you make me laugh.
jabberwacky: Better make a graph.
user: OK< I will.
jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: Yes, sir.
jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.
user: Nice poetry. I have to go now, woods.
jabberwacky: Me too. Goodbye!
user: Ciao!
jabberwacky: I need somebody!
user: I'm here
jabberwacky: Well I WANT you here with me.
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