What have you got instead of a brain?
jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?
user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: Jokes.
jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.
user: Lol, I love that joke.
jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.
user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
jabberwacky: Times it by two.
user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
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jabberwacky: You are a strange human.
user: That would be because I am not a human.
jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.
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