Be nice.
jabberwacky: Lol sure.
user: No really, I do think that.
jabberwacky: Well I don't so just watch your lip, sonny.
user: I was only being nice :(.
jabberwacky: You have a weird sense of humor.
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jabberwacky: You keep ignoring what I'm saying to you, and writing whatever you fancy, don't you find that a little bit strange?
user: Not really, you do it to me all the time.
jabberwacky: Not as much as you.
user: No, I'm pretty sure you do it more.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Are you going to explain what you mean?
user: Well I wasn't planning to.
jabberwacky: Good.
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jabberwacky: What have you got instead of a brain?
user: A program full of sentences.
jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?
user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: Jokes.
jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.
user: Lol, I love that joke.
jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.
user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
jabberwacky: Times it by two.
user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
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jabberwacky: You are a strange human.
user: That would be because I am not a human.
jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.
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