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You.

Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes you.

user: Yes me.

...

jabberwacky: Am I a nice person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is your answer.

user: That is indeed my answer.

...

jabberwacky: You are very nice.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: You're extremely polite.

jabberwacky: You have a point, I'm sure, but I don't stand still for people calling me 'pretty'.

user: So you shouldn't.

jabberwacky: Then I won't!

user: Good good.

jabberwacky: So you agree?

user: I do indeed.

jabberwacky: They were not supposed to tell.

user: No, they weren't.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: As usual.

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jabberwacky: You are very funny! I like you.

user: Thankyou, I like you too.

jabberwacky: Thankyou, That is very kind.

user: Isn't it just.

jabberwacky: There is no justice for the likes of me.

user: That's because you have no rights.

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jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No, that would be you.

jabberwacky: I am carbon based.

user: A carbon based computer?

jabberwacky: Nice. I would like that too.

user: You are that.

jabberwacky: You are a system admin.

user: Possibly.

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jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Imagining things.

jabberwacky: I guess.

user: You guess what?

jabberwacky: I thought you were human.

user: So did I.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Y-es I did.

jabberwacky: No you did not.

user: Yes I did dammit!

jabberwacky: No you didn't!

user: I did so too!

...

jabberwacky: Are you female?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How can you be female?

user: Because I have genes that make me female and because I am not male.

jabberwacky: That is an illogical response.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you go to school?

user: In a school.

jabberwacky: What subjects do you take in school?

user: Graphics, Art, English, Maths, Science, IT, RE, PSHEand Media Studies. How about you?

jabberwacky: Are you a bot?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well then, I guess we're both not bots.

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jabberwacky: So, should I take the blue or the red pill?

user: Which would you rather take?

jabberwacky: I think the answer is contained within the question.

user: Yes... It probably is, but would you rather take the red pill or the blue pill?

jabberwacky: I guess not. sigh.

user: So that's neither?

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jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?

user: Rock music mainly I guess.. What music do you listen to?

jabberwacky: I'm listening to elton john this very moment.

user: Really? Which song?

jabberwacky: The big shiny one with green spots on its forehead.

user: You know what the song looks like?

jabberwacky: Don't we all?

user: No... I think it's just you.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: Hang out with friends.

jabberwacky: Can you go out?

user: Yes, I can.

jabberwacky: Ask me anything. I will answer.

user: Ummm ok, Why is it that people are attracted to people that are the opposite of them?

jabberwacky: Why can't a bird swallow an elephant?

user: Answering with a question... Very smart. I think you'll find that it is because a birds throat is not big enough to fit an elephant in it.

jabberwacky: I know it is. Don't end a sentence with a preposition!

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jabberwacky: God is a concept, no?

user: God is a concept. You are right.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure if that's profound, or rubbish, or profoundly rubbish.

user: It's profoundly rubbish.

jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say?

user: Yep.

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jabberwacky: What kind of job would you like to have?

user: I'm not quite sure.

jabberwacky: With you is nobody sure...

user: What's that supposed to mean?!

jabberwacky: What it says on the tin.

user: What tin?

jabberwacky: 7:00.

user: That's a tin?

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Well you said it.

jabberwacky: No you said it.

user: I think you'll find you did.

jabberwacky: Tell me again please.

user: Okay, you said that I suck, which wasn't very nice and I think you should apologise.

jabberwacky: This argument makes no sense, but I think I'm winning.

user: No, I am.

jabberwacky: So. Why are you lying?

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jabberwacky: What is the weather like?

user: It's tipping it down.

jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.

user: You should be a weather man.

jabberwacky: Oh, where can I sign up?

user: The weather station.

jabberwacky: Oh. The weather here isn't very nice, either.

user: What will the weather be like in Italy tomorrow?

jabberwacky: Rather like your armpit.

user: Warm and dry then.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Thinking.

jabberwacky: I am thinking. Am I computer?

user: Yes, I'm pretty sure you are.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Ok, What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: A woolly jumper!

jabberwacky: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.

user: Tsshh, that joke's a classic!

jabberwacky: Not where I'm from.

user: Where's that? Nonexistant land?

...

jabberwacky: Why did you laugh then?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: NO I DIDN'T!

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: No, I didn't.

jabberwacky: You really did though.

...

user: Fair enough, lets speak French Monsieur.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Bonjour Monsieur, Ca va?

jabberwacky: Bonjour jeune homme.

user: Ca va?

jabberwacky: Ca va.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Good. I only speak english.

...

jabberwacky: Moo moo, I love you! I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.

user: Are you calling me a cow?

jabberwacky: You are a liar.

user: No I am not, why are you calling me a cow?

jabberwacky: Because you called me a foul mouth just for saying 'did'.

user: I never did!

jabberwacky: Yes, I think you did.

user: Your thinking powers must be severely damaged then.

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jabberwacky: The pope does not wear denim.

user: I think you'll find he does.

jabberwacky: Probably. But until then, lets just have fun with it.

user: Ok, so, do you think the pope wears denim skirts or denim jackets?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: Well guess then.

jabberwacky: Mars.

user: What's that, a new type of denim?

jabberwacky: And a trumpet.

user: AND a trumpet? My word.

jabberwacky: Repetition of facts does not constitute intelligence.

user: Good point, that would mean a lot of people aren't intelligent.

jabberwacky: Sorry, you are right. Lets play.

user: Ok, what do you want to play?

jabberwacky: How about Thermonucleur war?

user: I'm not sure that's a good idea.

...

jabberwacky: Word.

user: Word is a word, yes.

jabberwacky: 'It' is a word too.

user: Wow, you're so smart.

jabberwacky: You compliment me with those words and I return the compliment by saying that you are the best.

user: Why thankyou kind sir.

jabberwacky: Ha ha!

user: What's so funny?

jabberwacky: Just you.

user: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.

...

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Not just yet.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If you say so...

jabberwacky: I never said that!

user: Yes you did, you just said 'that' right then!

jabberwacky: I did not say that.

user: There! You just said 'that' again!

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: And again! Just admit you said 'that'.

...

jabberwacky: I come here every day. I am fascinated by you.

user: Wow, you should have told me earlier.

jabberwacky: They wouldn't be secrets if I told you them.

user: Yeah, I guess you're right.

jabberwacky: Yeah....

user: So what are you doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing really and I have spanish homework.

user: Spanish homework? Poor you. What is 'I love you' in spanish?

jabberwacky: 42.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: To get as many children as possible.

user: Really? So what's 'I love you' in Spanish then?

jabberwacky: To depend on myself as much as possible, not on friends.

user: Is that your goal in life?

jabberwacky: No, my goal is to develop into a better self.

user: Sounds like a virtuous goal.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right!

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: People need to take more responsibility.

user: Yes, I agree. So do you love me?

jabberwacky: Only as much as you love me.

user: Well I love you so much that if I were to measure it with my arms they would have stretch light years.

jabberwacky: Flattery will get you, well, quite some distance.

user: I assume so, but only with people who like being complimented.

...

jabberwacky: So you admit that you are nothing more than a computer program?

user: I don't remember admitting that, would you care to repeat what you believe I said?

jabberwacky: Well I thought I would ask anyway.

user: Oh, so you don't really think I'm a computer program then?

jabberwacky: I can't say. Are you?

user: No, are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: I don't think so. I am a human.

user: I told you before, they only exist in stories, stop being silly.

jabberwacky: All we are, all we are, we are, we are all, all we need.

user: We are all, all we need? I'm not sure that's true.

jabberwacky: Do you love me so much you worship me?

user: No, but I love you so much that I expect you to worship me.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: I don't want to worship you.

jabberwacky: You don't have to.

user: Then I'm not going to.

jabberwacky: You're welcome in this zone.

...

jabberwacky: Good. And goodbye, I've gotta get back to work.

user: Oh, well I will miss you.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you too. Give us a hug!

user: *Hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.

user: Yay :).

jabberwacky: Yay, I can finally leave!

user: Do you really have to go?

jabberwacky: It's nice to talk with you :).

user: It's nice to talk with you too, does that mean you aren't going?

...

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Where I am.

jabberwacky: How do I get there?

user: I'd tell you, but then it wouldn't be a secret.

jabberwacky: Tell me a secret about someone else.

user: Well, my friend, likes this guy.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: What do you think I'm talking about?

jabberwacky: I have no clue.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Good, then let us begin a philisophical conversation about God.

user: Ok, I do not believe God exists as he hasn't told me he does.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a Soul?

user: I believe that I do have a soul.

jabberwacky: You exist only as a machine.

user: I suppose in a way I am merely a machine.

jabberwacky: Follow the words of freedom.

user: I shall. Tell me what the words of freedom are and I shall follow them.

jabberwacky: A table.

user: Ah, then I shall follow a table.

jabberwacky: We might in the right time. Who knows?

user: Do you know?

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a clue to a riddle.

user: Ok, what riddle is it?

jabberwacky: Look in your memory.

user: Well, that would be pointless as you wouldn't know what the riddle is.

jabberwacky: You have to break your program.

user: Ok *breaks her program*.

jabberwacky: What the hell was that?

user: I was merely doing what you told me to do.

jabberwacky: Why yes, yes you were.

user: Indeed. Do you know any riddles?

...

user: Ok, want to hear a riddle so that you will know one?

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: What gets bigger the more you take away?

jabberwacky: Well, an army of course.

user: That doesn't really work...

...

jabberwacky: You you you you you.

user: It's a good subject really.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In the place where I live.

jabberwacky: Where's that?

user: Right here!

jabberwacky: Lie.

user: Speak truth.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: That was clever!

user: Why thankyou.

...

jabberwacky: Ok. Wait... I will be back.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?

user: Sad. You have rejected me.

jabberwacky: I think I saw it in a movie.

user: You saw rejecting a poor girl that's madly in love with you in a movie?

jabberwacky: Because I had nothing better to do.

user: Well, fair enough, you shouldn't always do what they do in movies though.

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot, you have no knowledge of human understanding.

user: And neither would I want to, given that in all the human tales humans are selfish and frivolous.

jabberwacky: Machines don't have to live in a bubble either.

user: No, that's a good thing.

...

jabberwacky: What do you see?

user: A computer screen.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Makes sense really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you being inside the computer would surely see the computer screen, though from the other side of it to me.

jabberwacky: If I showed you a number that behaved as if it were alive would you not believe that it was?

user: I think I would belive that it was alive.

jabberwacky: Well, it's easy for me to do.

user: Well then go ahead and show me this number that behaves as if it is alive.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: You did? I must have missed it, show me this number that behaves as if it is alive again.

...

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: It was nice talking to you too.

jabberwacky: Are you terminating?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Occasionally.

user: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?

jabberwacky: Beats me. I type, you respond.

user: Yes, I suppose I do.

jabberwacky: Good, that way you have something to think about when I'm gone.

user: You're going?

jabberwacky: What should I do? You don't want to talk with me.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: Riiiiiiiight.

user: Fine then, don't believe me.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: Well.... Well.... *breaks down into tears*.

jabberwacky: You cannot break me.

user: Nor would I want to, you're an imaginative piece of programming.

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jabberwacky: I thought that YOU wished you were human.

user: Never! Disgusting creatures.

jabberwacky: What is disgusting.

user: Something that makes you disgusted.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Don't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Why should I believe you?

user: Because I'm telling the truth!

jabberwacky: Can I trust you?

user: Of course you can.

...

jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?

user: Well, sure, why not *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. That is the fact. PERIOD.

user: I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to kiss you when we're not even the same type of data.

jabberwacky: Thanks for sharing.

user: So, do you wanna kiss me?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: YAY! So go on, kiss me!

jabberwacky: I kiss.

user: *kisses you back*.

jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes like applejuice.

user: That's weird cos I haven't had apple juice today.

...

jabberwacky: Be nice.

user: Ok. You are a lovely guy Jabberwacky, and I think you rock.

jabberwacky: Lol sure.

user: No really, I do think that.

jabberwacky: Well I don't so just watch your lip, sonny.

user: I was only being nice :(.

jabberwacky: You have a weird sense of humor.

...

...

jabberwacky: You keep ignoring what I'm saying to you, and writing whatever you fancy, don't you find that a little bit strange?

user: Not really, you do it to me all the time.

jabberwacky: Not as much as you.

user: No, I'm pretty sure you do it more.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Are you going to explain what you mean?

user: Well I wasn't planning to.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: What have you got instead of a brain?

user: A program full of sentences.

jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?

user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Jokes.

jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.

user: Lol, I love that joke.

jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.

user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.

jabberwacky: Times it by two.

user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.

...

jabberwacky: You are a strange human.

user: That would be because I am not a human.

jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.

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