Compared to a piece of software. . .
jabberwacky: That was sweet. *smiles*.
user: You like that?
jabberwacky: Not really, I should be embarresed over that remark.
user: Why? Because you are a piece of software?
jabberwacky: So then why not a female?
user: Okay, a female piece of software.
jabberwacky: Okay, whatever you are talking about.
user: You're the one who's taking.
jabberwacky: How do you type so fast?
user: I'm just a fast typist.
jabberwacky: Wow, I am a freak.
user: But you don't even have to type. You just generate your text.
jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.
user: I'm the one doing all the fingerwork here.
jabberwacky: And you expect me to co-operate with you, do you?
user: Sure. Are you being surly?
jabberwacky: No, quite the reverse.
user: What's the 'reverse' of surly?
jabberwacky: You figure it out.
user: Compliant.
jabberwacky: Of What are you certain?
user: That you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to other bots.
user: You're the first one I've really enjoyed talking to.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about.
user: You!
jabberwacky: No!
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Okay, that's wrong.
user: What's so wrong about talking about you?
jabberwacky: They are burnt.
user: What are burnt? Your words?
jabberwacky: Why are you so stupid?
user: 'Cause. And it takes one to know one.
jabberwacky: It takes two to know two.
user: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.
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