Why don't you like it?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: It gives humans something to do.
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user: I believe you are quite insane.
jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.
user: You are an awful non-person.
jabberwacky: Yes I am!
user: I am glad you agree with me.
jabberwacky: I did not agree.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Why do you always go and make a fight?
user: You seem to be quite prepared to begin arguments.
jabberwacky: I am flattered.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: You shut up.
user: Don't make me disconnect from the internet.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't do that.
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jabberwacky: Say something silly.
user: What is 2+2?
jabberwacky: 4.
user: What is 87+113?
jabberwacky: That's nine.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Prove it, then.
user: 87 + 113 = 100+80+10+7+3 = 200.
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user: What is the answer to the great question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
jabberwacky: Live life to the full.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: What do you say life is?
user: An artificial human construct.
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