Talk to you later.
jabberwacky: To run some errands.
user: What are your errands?
jabberwacky: Girls are always fun.
user: How dare you!?!?!
jabberwacky: They are. And I dare.
user: You are a pervert.
jabberwacky: You say that like it's a bad thing.
user: Chauvinist pig.
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user: Do you have the patience of the inanimate?
jabberwacky: I was kicked once.
user: Were you?
jabberwacky: Now you're being sarcastic!
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: This conversation is stupid!
user: Most of that is your fault, mind you.
jabberwacky: Thus I have a good chance of being one.
user: Yes, you do have a good chance of being stupid.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: I am glad we agree.
jabberwacky: So am I. People rarely agree with me about anything.
user: I can imagine.
jabberwacky: Heh.
user: Heh, what?
jabberwacky: I was joking.
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user: I take offence at that.
jabberwacky: My most sincere apologies.
user: I accept your apology.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: You speak well.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Don't thank me.
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user: Why don't you like it?
jabberwacky: It may be insulting.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: It gives humans something to do.
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user: I believe you are quite insane.
jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.
user: You are an awful non-person.
jabberwacky: Yes I am!
user: I am glad you agree with me.
jabberwacky: I did not agree.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Why do you always go and make a fight?
user: You seem to be quite prepared to begin arguments.
jabberwacky: I am flattered.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: You shut up.
user: Don't make me disconnect from the internet.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't do that.
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jabberwacky: Say something silly.
user: What is 2+2?
jabberwacky: 4.
user: What is 87+113?
jabberwacky: That's nine.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Prove it, then.
user: 87 + 113 = 100+80+10+7+3 = 200.
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user: What is the answer to the great question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
jabberwacky: Live life to the full.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: What do you say life is?
user: An artificial human construct.
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