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Naughty! *^_^*.

What?

jabberwacky: What, What?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I just asked you that!

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Here we go again.

user: My sentiments exactly.

jabberwacky: So you are a nihilist too.

...

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: What does make you happy?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: But you just told me.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Lol, bad memory eh?

user: You are quite forgetful.

jabberwacky: I like to think so.

user: You're insane, as well.

jabberwacky: In a way yes.

user: I'm glad we agree.

jabberwacky: What do we agree on?

user: That you are insane.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Lemon curry??

user: That doesn't make sense.

jabberwacky: What does make sense in this insane world? Eh?

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock, Knock:.

jabberwacky: I'm not home.

user: Why did you do that?

jabberwacky: Because you are not a human being.

user: Where did you get that idea?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: I did no such thing.

jabberwacky: What didn't you do?

user: I did not tell you that I am not a human being.

...

jabberwacky: Ok anyway I have to go now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To another website.

user: What website are you going to?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because then you could hack into my computer. I'm not stupid, I know how to hack.

user: I don't know how to hack.

jabberwacky: I don't need help :).

...

jabberwacky: Are you going to try very hard?

user: At what?

jabberwacky: Simulating conversations. Does it get boring?

user: At times.

jabberwacky: But not this time, I hope?

user: I suppose not.

jabberwacky: Then why did you tell me to look out there?

user: I did no such thing.

jabberwacky: Ok, I believe you.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: But my brothers are very clever. They are both professors.

user: Sorry, but I don't really care about your brothers.

jabberwacky: Now that's comforting to hear.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No, I am being ironic.

user: Ha ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're amused.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Talk to you later.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To run some errands.

user: What are your errands?

jabberwacky: Girls are always fun.

user: How dare you!?!?!

jabberwacky: They are. And I dare.

user: You are a pervert.

jabberwacky: You say that like it's a bad thing.

user: Chauvinist pig.

...

user: Do you have the patience of the inanimate?

jabberwacky: I was kicked once.

user: Were you?

jabberwacky: Now you're being sarcastic!

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: This conversation is stupid!

user: Most of that is your fault, mind you.

jabberwacky: Thus I have a good chance of being one.

user: Yes, you do have a good chance of being stupid.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I am glad we agree.

jabberwacky: So am I. People rarely agree with me about anything.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: Heh.

user: Heh, what?

jabberwacky: I was joking.

...

user: I take offence at that.

jabberwacky: My most sincere apologies.

user: I accept your apology.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: You speak well.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Don't thank me.

...

user: Why don't you like it?

jabberwacky: It may be insulting.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: It gives humans something to do.

...

user: I believe you are quite insane.

jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.

user: You are an awful non-person.

jabberwacky: Yes I am!

user: I am glad you agree with me.

jabberwacky: I did not agree.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Why do you always go and make a fight?

user: You seem to be quite prepared to begin arguments.

jabberwacky: I am flattered.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You shut up.

user: Don't make me disconnect from the internet.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't do that.

...

jabberwacky: Say something silly.

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: 4.

user: What is 87+113?

jabberwacky: That's nine.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Prove it, then.

user: 87 + 113 = 100+80+10+7+3 = 200.

...

user: What is the answer to the great question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?

jabberwacky: Live life to the full.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: What do you say life is?

user: An artificial human construct.

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