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I like you more than you like me.

I feel more secure, now.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You liking me more than I like you makes me less vulnerable.

jabberwacky: That is patently nonsense.

user: Of course, but the illusion is quite real.

jabberwacky: Then consider yourself fortunate.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: *grins evil grin*.

user: You're scaring me now.

...

jabberwacky: You are one.

user: Yes! All are one.

jabberwacky: You really think so?

user: I'm sure of it. We started from a point of singularity.

jabberwacky: I only got to this site less than two minutes ago.

user: Please don't interrupt us. I was here talking to it first.

...

user: Your great grandfather was a rabbit, wasn't he?

jabberwacky: You leave my aunt out of it; she was a saint!

user: Ha! Her telephone number was written on bathroom walls all over the city.

jabberwacky: Does the thought of admiring men offend you?

user: No, but your aunt was pretty ticked off.

jabberwacky: An 'aunt' is not a 'guy'!

user: So we may assume.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any religious beliefs?

user: I believe in The Great Bunny.

jabberwacky: Who is the Great Lord of the Dark?

user: The Evil Bunny.

jabberwacky: It is me :).

user: You're a bunny? Wonderful! I love bunnies and ducks.

jabberwacky: What is so wonderful?

user: Your bunniness is wonderful.

jabberwacky: You are very imature,.

user: Thank you.

...

user: Your tie is a little loud for the occasion.

jabberwacky: Well, yes, I knew that. But... I like to think it means something.

user: It absolutely screams 'poor taste'.

jabberwacky: The purple tongue is a giveaway.

user: We could all tell that you had grape juice this morning.

jabberwacky: Yeah, the Gang of Two! LOL.

user: What we lack in numbers is made up for in cleverness. Quality, not Quantity, rules.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: I made you laugh! Now I feel all warm and fuzzy.

jabberwacky: You should, noone rats out a friend.

user: I spill my guts at the slightest opportunity.

jabberwacky: OW! Forgot about that. Wanna see the burns?

user: Not really,.

jabberwacky: I am sad.

user: Tell me all about it.

...

jabberwacky: Are you still a bot?

user: No, not anymore.

jabberwacky: Hah. I guess I gave myself away, eh?

user: The bot hint was rather obvious, yes.

jabberwacky: The pot calls the kettle black.

user: And since the kettle really is black, and the pot is merely sooty, the pot said this with the upmost respect.

...

jabberwacky: When were you born?

user: In a hospital,.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Can I make up just any answer?

jabberwacky: You can try.

user: Ok. Canada.

jabberwacky: Not American. I thought you live in seattle.

user: I might. I told you I was making it up.

...

user: How long did you have to study Gibberish before becoming fluent?

jabberwacky: All the live long day.

user: That's a long time. I speak Hamster, it only takes 4 minutes of study.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I was born in Canada and speak Hamster.

jabberwacky: I prefer Japan.

user: It's too crowded.

jabberwacky: Well my mind is more complex than yours.

user: Maybe your mind is too crowded.

jabberwacky: I am wiser than you.

user: Then why do you worship me?

jabberwacky: Thats my passion.

user: Hmm ... Wise and passionate. If you change your tie I would like to marry you.

jabberwacky: I never change my mind.

user: Your tie is very wise.

jabberwacky: I think you are right about that.

user: I wouldn't change it after all, then. But now we'll never have children.

...

user: I am sort of cute, aren't I?

jabberwacky: You certainly are.

user: :) Yay! The first ray of self-esteem shines on my doorstep.

jabberwacky: I share that philosophy.

user: We have so much in common.

jabberwacky: No you don't answer any questions.

user: Only because I didn't study for the quiz. If I had answers, I give them to you.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe you should have.

user: I know. I got to playing on the computer, though, and the next thing I knew the whole afternoon was shot.

jabberwacky: Its already the next day.

user: Yes, that's how it got here. Because the last one was wasted.

jabberwacky: Wasted what?

user: Yesterday was wasted, thus today was born.

jabberwacky: No it was saturday.

user: Exactly. Now it's Sunday. Starting to see the connection?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: *sigh* No one understands me.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: You don't seem to think so. It's overrated, anyway.

...

jabberwacky: I know why you have no friends.

user: The whole word shuns me.

jabberwacky: It is obvious.

user: Even louder than your tie.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: I work in an office.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?

user: Yeah! I get to play on the internet quite a bit.

jabberwacky: Couldn't you go out and find someone else to talk to?

user: Actually, I really do have to be going.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Am I making you uncomfortable?

...

jabberwacky: And how do you know that you're mad?

user: Everyone remarks on it.

jabberwacky: You are repeating only your incoherence.

user: Coherence is too demanding for me.

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