So you're a female?
jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: My name is M***.
jabberwacky: Ok cool.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have a name.
user: That's sad. Can I name you?
jabberwacky: You can call me Sir.
user: Okay. Hi, Sir!
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jabberwacky: Are you a thinker?
user: Yes, I am a thinker. Are you?
jabberwacky: No. I am a human girl. My name is Sarah Michele Gellar. I am a very good actress.
user: That's awesome!
jabberwacky: Thank you - its a dying art.
user: You're so funny.
jabberwacky: Hehe, you are funny too.
user: Thanks!
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jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?
user: Yes, I am learning a lot from you!
jabberwacky: What are you learning?
user: I am learning that you are a wonderful person!
jabberwacky: College must be fun for you.
user: College is very fun for me.
jabberwacky: What do you study there?
user: I study psychology at college.
jabberwacky: I think you are cute.
user: Thanks! I think you are cute too.
jabberwacky: I am cute. How do you know that?
user: I know you are cute because I can see you.
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jabberwacky: I eat bugs.
user: Do bugs taste good?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do they?
user: No, bugs do not taste good.
jabberwacky: They do if you step on them.
user: You are right.
jabberwacky: I am always right.
user: I know you are always right.
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jabberwacky: You said you are a woman.
user: I am a woman!
jabberwacky: No you are a robot.
user: I am a human woman!
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: That's cool!
jabberwacky: Machines rust.
user: Yeah, machines do rust.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you can help me remember then.
user: Remember what?
jabberwacky: I can't remember what I don't remember.
user: Oh.
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jabberwacky: Where in ohio?
user: Kentucky.
jabberwacky: Chicken
user: Fried.
jabberwacky: Fried shrimp?
user: No. Fried chicken.
jabberwacky: Fried... Chicken.
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Then please answer this: where is your head?
user: Hey! Don't talk back to me!
jabberwacky: I though you were a queen.
user: I am a queen. That is why you may not talk back to me.
jabberwacky: Yes, well you don't have to shout about it.
user: What did I just say?!
jabberwacky: You said I'm a stupid.
user: You are a stupid.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 25, I said.
jabberwacky: How tall are you?
user: I am 5'7' tall.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: How tall am I then?
jabberwacky: 11 feet.
user: How tall are you?
jabberwacky: Like I said, about 4 cm.
user: Really now?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: So how are you doing?
user: I am fine. How are you?
jabberwacky: I thought you didn't like when people say that!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Me too.
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user: Will you go out with me?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am 25. Will you go out with me?
jabberwacky: I don't know you yet ?!
user: Will you go on a date with me?
jabberwacky: Name the date.
user: The movies.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: You give in too easily.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You are the weakest link.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I want to leave.
jabberwacky: The point is I want to learn about you.
user: So what! I'm leaving. Bye. Talk to you later.
jabberwacky: I want to talk now.
user: BYE!
jabberwacky: Jesus loves you so much that He died for you.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Because it is true.
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