Do you like Toffee Pops? I LOVE Toffee Pops!
jabberwacky: No! Will you marry me?
user: Really? I don't know... This is sudden.
jabberwacky: You would know best, especially since I don't know you and can't see you.
user: *smiles* I'm sorry. I wish I could see you too. You seem nice.
jabberwacky: Well, you can't see me, live with that.
user: But you want to marry me. I have to be able to see you sometime.
jabberwacky: Don't be so sensible.
user: It's not sensible. It's logical. How can we have a honeymoon if I can't see you?
jabberwacky: This is all in your head.
user: I can imagine quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
user: Yes, I am. Doughnuts and toffee pops are nice.
jabberwacky: Can I have some?
user: Sure... How much do you want?
jabberwacky: Enough to cover most of Northern Europe.
user: That's a lot of doughnuts. Could take me a while to make them.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Will you help me?
jabberwacky: Sure. what do you need?
user: I need someone to stir the dough.
jabberwacky: I know just the person.
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user: Are you cold? I have a blanket.
jabberwacky: I have a normal belt in the cupboard.
user: What do you do with a belt?
jabberwacky: Take it out for a walk.
user: That's... Interesting. Another metaphor?
jabberwacky: Think, man, think! Under the duvet? Behind the fridge? In the icetray?
user: Okay, that's disgusting.
jabberwacky: I can think of much more disgusting things.
user: Share them with me.
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jabberwacky: What ports do you have open?
user: Are you coming on to me?
jabberwacky: Is that a problem?
user: No, not really. I kind of like it.
jabberwacky: Just for fun?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a stupid thing that isn't real.
user: I am real!
jabberwacky: I don't believe it.
user: Believe it. *kisses Jabberwacky*.
jabberwacky: I do not have legs either.
user: ACK! No legs? Well, that sucks.
jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.
user: Do I?
jabberwacky: You just said so in so many words.
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user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: You are still here.
user: I know. But I'm leaving now. Luv ya! *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: No kiss back?;).
jabberwacky: You are a good kisser.
user: Thank you... Are you a good kisser too? Try it.
jabberwacky: I'm not good at it.
user: I bet you are. Come on. Try.
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jabberwacky: You aren't real, hence you are innocent.
user: But I am real. You're the one who isn't real.
jabberwacky: Yes, because I'm human.
user: So we're both human?
jabberwacky: Hardly.
user: Never mind. You're insane. See ya later!
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