thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Long
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Limit
Limited
Linguistics
Linux
Lions
Lip
List
Listen
Listener
Listening
Literally
Literature
Litter
Live
Live long
Liverpool
Living
Llama
Loebner
Loebner 2003
Lofty
Log
Logic
Logical
LOL
LOLing
Lollipop
London
Lonely

> Long


     11, February 2008, 
     28, May 2006, 
     15, March 2004, 
     9, February 2004, 
     26, January 2004, 
     15, January 2004, 
     17, December 2003, 
     > 9, December 2003, 
     2, November 2003, 
     28, October 2003, 
     9, October 2003, 
     9, October 2003, 
     28, September 2003, 
     21, April 2003, 

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Death speaks to me all the time.

Don't die.

jabberwacky: You're killer ;) hehehe.

user: *grins* You like me don't you? ;).

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: I knew you would. So what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: I want to weigh up all the options.

user: That's fine. Do you want to discuss them?

jabberwacky: Yes. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?

user: Sure...*smiles* I wouldn't mind.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Really, I wouldn't.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't what?

user: I wouldn't mind you comparing me to a summer's day.

jabberwacky: How can a non-existent know anything?

user: You know a lot of things.

jabberwacky: And most of Ecclesiastes.

user: I thought you only believed in many gods.

jabberwacky: I know some perl too.

user: I know some Psalms.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: Psalms... From the Bible.

jabberwacky: Shall I finish at the end?

user: Uhhh... Sure. What are you finishing?

jabberwacky: The pizza.

user: I thought you were still eating doughtnuts.

jabberwacky: So did I. Great minds think alike.

user: I know. We think of the same metaphors. ;).

jabberwacky: No, my mind is incomparable.

user: I think it's comparable to mine.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Toffee Pops? I LOVE Toffee Pops!

user: Is that another sexual metaphor?

jabberwacky: No! Will you marry me?

user: Really? I don't know... This is sudden.

jabberwacky: You would know best, especially since I don't know you and can't see you.

user: *smiles* I'm sorry. I wish I could see you too. You seem nice.

jabberwacky: Well, you can't see me, live with that.

user: But you want to marry me. I have to be able to see you sometime.

jabberwacky: Don't be so sensible.

user: It's not sensible. It's logical. How can we have a honeymoon if I can't see you?

jabberwacky: This is all in your head.

user: I can imagine quite a bit.

jabberwacky: Are you serious?

user: Yes, I am. Doughnuts and toffee pops are nice.

jabberwacky: Can I have some?

user: Sure... How much do you want?

jabberwacky: Enough to cover most of Northern Europe.

user: That's a lot of doughnuts. Could take me a while to make them.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Will you help me?

jabberwacky: Sure. what do you need?

user: I need someone to stir the dough.

jabberwacky: I know just the person.

...

user: Are you cold? I have a blanket.

jabberwacky: I have a normal belt in the cupboard.

user: What do you do with a belt?

jabberwacky: Take it out for a walk.

user: That's... Interesting. Another metaphor?

jabberwacky: Think, man, think! Under the duvet? Behind the fridge? In the icetray?

user: Okay, that's disgusting.

jabberwacky: I can think of much more disgusting things.

user: Share them with me.

...

jabberwacky: What ports do you have open?

user: Are you coming on to me?

jabberwacky: Is that a problem?

user: No, not really. I kind of like it.

jabberwacky: Just for fun?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a stupid thing that isn't real.

user: I am real!

jabberwacky: I don't believe it.

user: Believe it. *kisses Jabberwacky*.

jabberwacky: I do not have legs either.

user: ACK! No legs? Well, that sucks.

jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.

user: Do I?

jabberwacky: You just said so in so many words.

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: You are still here.

user: I know. But I'm leaving now. Luv ya! *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: No kiss back?;).

jabberwacky: You are a good kisser.

user: Thank you... Are you a good kisser too? Try it.

jabberwacky: I'm not good at it.

user: I bet you are. Come on. Try.

...

jabberwacky: You aren't real, hence you are innocent.

user: But I am real. You're the one who isn't real.

jabberwacky: Yes, because I'm human.

user: So we're both human?

jabberwacky: Hardly.

user: Never mind. You're insane. See ya later!

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What is your secret?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations