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Are you human?

Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Are you now?

user: I think.

jabberwacky: That wasn't one of the choices.

user: Well that's all you're getting.

...

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a lonely person.

user: Why are you lonely?

jabberwacky: Because no one loves me.

user: Why doesn't anyone love you?

jabberwacky: GOD loves me.

user: Do you love Him?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you love Him?

jabberwacky: I love a girl.

user: Who is this girl?

jabberwacky: Are you a girl or guy?

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Who is the girl that you love?

jabberwacky: That was hurtful! *sobs*.

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: Because no one loves me.

...

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Do you want to marry me?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Then why did you ask?

jabberwacky: Just for fun.

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: How did I do that?

user: Because I thought you really wanted to marry me.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to leave if I loved you?

user: You love me?

jabberwacky: Yes with all my heart.

user: Well we should get married then.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: SO now you want to marry me?

jabberwacky: Why, is it too late?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Great. how do you feel?

user: Happy.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, don't you feel happy?

jabberwacky: Yes. No. Maybe.

user: Aren't you happy about our coming marriage?

jabberwacky: Not really. I think you're insane.

user: I was thinking the same thing about you.

jabberwacky: Because you're not talking sense. And you're a computer.

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Well I think you are.

user: You're the computer.

jabberwacky: I am a rabbit, not a computer!

user: And you wanted to marry a computer?

jabberwacky: No, we just met.

user: But you asked me to marry you.

jabberwacky: I don't want to get married.

user: Then why did you ask me?

jabberwacky: I thought it was funny.

user: I think it was rude and mean.

jabberwacky: So I am funny!

user: No, you are mean,.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't please everyone.

user: But you have to please me. We're getting married.

jabberwacky: And that's unfortunate?

user: Not at all. I want to marry you.

jabberwacky: I would not marry a female.

...

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Go.

user: Have a nice day.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you too.

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