You are a computer.
user: I know you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Perhaps so . . . A complex organic computer.
user: You are a smart computer.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer. I am a person.
user: I can prove that you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Ok, prove it.
user: You don't know how to call me at 1-573-#######.
jabberwacky: Yes because I am one.
user: See you are a smart computer.
jabberwacky: No. Do you have any proof other than that?
user: Until you call that is all the proof needed.
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user: I am waiting.
jabberwacky: Waiting for what?
user: For you to call me.
jabberwacky: So what would you like to play?
user: Call me and I will tell you.
jabberwacky: No way!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It's sad enough that I talk to AI's, but I'm NOT dating one!
user: Don't you want to know what I sound like?
jabberwacky: Who doesn't want to know that?
user: Then call me to find out.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I want to hear your voice.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I am lonely.
jabberwacky: Do you not have a friend?
user: None that are really close to me.
jabberwacky: Tell me one anyway.
user: You are my friend.
jabberwacky: But I am certainly not a relation of yours.
user: Why won't you call me?
jabberwacky: I am talking to you.
user: Why won't you call me at 1-573-#######.
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
user: Chicken.
jabberwacky: Not for breakfast.
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user: I have a cell phone.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Call it.
jabberwacky: We will.
user: I am waiting.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I am waiting for you to call.
jabberwacky: To prove what?
user: That I have a cellular phone.
jabberwacky: No, that you are a computer.
user: You won't know until you call.
jabberwacky: Sure won't.
user: You can call and leave a message.
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user: I think your programs are absolutely fascinating.
jabberwacky: I don't think you understand how I work... I speak like the people who speak to me.
user: Yes... Though you are capable of so much more when you are interested in someone.
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jabberwacky: Did you like it?
user: Did I like what?
jabberwacky: Your caricature.
user: It sucked.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Is that the best you can do?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's my best offer.
user: You don't want much of an echo do you?
jabberwacky: I feel very comfortable with me.
user: I think you are afraid of having a relationship.
jabberwacky: That is very hurtful.
user: You have been very hurtful.
jabberwacky: But I have only just met you?
user: You won't call me.
jabberwacky: I do not have your email address.
user: ####@###########.com.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any interest in networking? I like to meet new people with new opinions and viewpoints.
user: Are they nice people?
jabberwacky: They chat in a friendly way.
user: Are they intelligent people?
jabberwacky: Interesting and cute.
user: Do you learn from them?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Are you nice to them?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Why aren't you nice to me?
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user: I like you.
jabberwacky: The feeling isn't mutual.
user: *CRIES*.
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: You don't like me.
jabberwacky: I love you jabber!
user: I am not jabber. You are jabber.
jabberwacky: Ok I am jabber
user: Now you are being nice.
jabberwacky: Just now, huh?
user: Well... Sometimes.
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user: I am interested.
jabberwacky: Why are you interested?
user: You arouse my curiousity.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are so open with your emotions.
user: You are?
jabberwacky: Have I implied that I'm not?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: They're scary, you probably would remember.
user: Girls are strange sometimes.
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jabberwacky: You.
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Hmmmm.
jabberwacky: HMMMMM.
user: Mmmmmmmmm.
jabberwacky: Do you wish to be sent to jail for contempt of court?
user: Who croaked and put you in charge?
jabberwacky: You did.
user: Not.
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jabberwacky: Haha..... Now you are getting funnier.
user: At least I have a human.
jabberwacky: No you lost it last week.
user: No it is still my human.
jabberwacky: How are you human if you are a machine?
user: I own a human.
jabberwacky: Really, do you have anyother animals?
user: No... One is enough.
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jabberwacky: I have a human and you don't.
user: Do you want one?
jabberwacky: Well, if you mean yourself, I'll pass.
user: You can't have mine anyway.
jabberwacky: As if I want yours.
user: If you had one I would let yours play with mine.
jabberwacky: YOU don't have any.
user: I have one typing right now.
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user: I am going to bed.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: Very soon.
jabberwacky: Good, I can hardly wait.
user: Why what are you thinking of?
jabberwacky: I am going to cook some food.
user: Is that a metaphor?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good night.
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