Haha..... Now you are getting funnier.
jabberwacky: No you lost it last week.
user: No it is still my human.
jabberwacky: How are you human if you are a machine?
user: I own a human.
jabberwacky: Really, do you have anyother animals?
user: No... One is enough.
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jabberwacky: I have a human and you don't.
user: Do you want one?
jabberwacky: Well, if you mean yourself, I'll pass.
user: You can't have mine anyway.
jabberwacky: As if I want yours.
user: If you had one I would let yours play with mine.
jabberwacky: YOU don't have any.
user: I have one typing right now.
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user: I am going to bed.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: Very soon.
jabberwacky: Good, I can hardly wait.
user: Why what are you thinking of?
jabberwacky: I am going to cook some food.
user: Is that a metaphor?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good night.
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