Anything you can do I can do better.
jabberwacky: Well, what can I do?
user: Not a damn thing.
jabberwacky: Do you earn a descent living?
user: I'm in prison.
jabberwacky: Can you get out of the prison?
user: No I like it here.
jabberwacky: Kdufg ie rgj ; A gih.
jabberwacky: Do you speak ASCII?
user: I speak gibberish.
jabberwacky: Gibberish what is it?
user: This chat is pointless.
jabberwacky: Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless?
user: No I find YOU pointless.
jabberwacky: Really? Can we meet sometime?
user: Lol why?
user: You dont know what LOL means?
jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.
user: Either you do or you dont.
jabberwacky: I don't, I don't!
user: Thats obvious.
jabberwacky: Oh well I G2g.
jabberwacky: When I visit this site again, we can talk again, right?
user: Yes, Unless Im busy with someone more interesting, which is very likely.
jabberwacky: More interesting for you, perhaps, but not for me. So tell me what it feels like to be drunk.
user: Only if you tell me what its like to be insane.
jabberwacky: Oh. What am I doing in your dream?
user: Disappearing for good. I thought you had to go?
jabberwacky: No it is not Sunday yet.
user: What planet areYOU on? Its Sunday here.
jabberwacky: Planet zing.
user: Ok thats it!!!!!!!!!!! Get out!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Are you serious? You want me to leave?
user: Damn right I do.
user: Don't me LOLing me!
jabberwacky: You mean be not me.
user: Well if you wont go I will. Bye.
jabberwacky: I don't want to listen to myself.
user: No one else will.
jabberwacky: No one else will what?
user: LISTEN TO YOU!
jabberwacky: Ha, right.