You are being mean to me.

As I said, I torment computers!

jabberwacky: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.

user: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I will do no such thing.

user: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.

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jabberwacky: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.

user: Suit yourself.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.

jabberwacky: A happy new year.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: X.

user: *smile* XXX.

jabberwacky: You are cool.

user: So are you, good night!

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