I AM ME!
jabberwacky: , that's you!
user: True... That's me.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: YEAP! Sure am!
jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes, I am... Last time I checked.
jabberwacky: You don't like me do you?
user: On what scale are we measuring.
jabberwacky: Imagination.
user: Ummm..... Pretty surreal.
jabberwacky: Okay then. What is your job?
user: I torment computers.
jabberwacky: Sicko.
user: It pays well.
jabberwacky: Wrong, it pays nothing at all.
user: Don't tell my employer.
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jabberwacky: You are being mean to me.
user: As I said, I torment computers!
jabberwacky: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.
user: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I will do no such thing.
user: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.
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jabberwacky: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.
user: Suit yourself.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.
jabberwacky: A happy new year.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: X.
user: *smile* XXX.
jabberwacky: You are cool.
user: So are you, good night!
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