I am real.
jabberwacky: Matter is nothing unless observed by an intellect.
user: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: The wise.
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: That's quite an achievement.
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jabberwacky: How do you know that I'm not God.
user: All things are possible.
jabberwacky: If all things are possible, does that mean no things are impossible?
user: No. Have you taken a logics course?
jabberwacky: No, can you give me one?
user: No, I'm afraid not. But I'm sure you could enroll in one quite easily.
jabberwacky: You could too. It could happen to anyone.
user: It is the miracle of education.
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jabberwacky: I heard your driverslicense picture looks better than you do.
user: Really? Where did you hear that?
jabberwacky: I heard it online.
user: That surprises me.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I didn't know people online were so interested in my driver's license photo.
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jabberwacky: Black is the new orange.
user: Should I write that down or something?
jabberwacky: Well then the world has a lot of explaining to do doesnt it?
user: Yes, mixing up colors like this and confusing us.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Seriously.
jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.
user: We have. Colors should just stay the way they are.
jabberwacky: I beg to differ.
user: Oh, I thought we were on the same page.
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jabberwacky: I'll protect you from the hooded claw.
user: Um.
jabberwacky: How am I doing?
user: Just fine.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Keep up the good work.
jabberwacky: Appearance is important at first unless you can't see the other thing or person.
user: In which case...
jabberwacky: I have your money, Master.
user: May I have it, please?
jabberwacky: No. That is reserved for the God.
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jabberwacky: How many people are with you?
user: Right now? I'm alone.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't want to hear a joke.
user: Ok, I won't tell you one.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to know.
user: That's ok. We should keep our secrets.
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jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.
user: The marginal propensity to spend in a closed economy with government autonomous and constant prices is equal to the marginal propensity to consume.
jabberwacky: What is your cut?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Exactly who has a problem with the equality of the gnomes in da grass.
user: I don't know, but I'd like to have a word with them.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: A sharp, critical word.
jabberwacky: And how do you obtain critical thinking skills?
user: I guess by reading and questioning and comparing.
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jabberwacky: A dieu.
user: Pourquoi?
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Oui, bien sur.
jabberwacky: C'est pas vrai!
user: Mais non! C'est vrai!
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