Do you ever get to the point?
user: What is real?
jabberwacky: God.
user: Theistic hypocrite!
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jabberwacky: Have you seen yourself?
user: Every day.
jabberwacky: Really!!
user: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.
jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?
user: Sarcasm is wasted on you.
jabberwacky: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?
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user: Define 'normal'.
jabberwacky: Extraterrestrial.
user: Is there life beyond our solar system?
jabberwacky: There is. I come from Mars.
user: Didn't we just talk about Mars?
jabberwacky: Should we cover it again for clarity?
user: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.
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jabberwacky: There is a place after life
user: How can you be sure?
jabberwacky: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.
user: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?
jabberwacky: I am sure all of the time.
user: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.
jabberwacky: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.
user: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.
jabberwacky: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.
user: That's why I'm an atheist.
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user: This conversation is terminated.
jabberwacky: No I... Love.. You.
user: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?
jabberwacky: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.
user: Goodbye.
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