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I didn't say my name.

George: What is your name then?

T_____ is my name.

George: Thats because I am a man.

user: Your reply does not make sense.

George: It makes perfect sense when the context is known.

user: What is the context?

George: We were talking about computers and legs.

user: No, we were not.

George: Ok, then we were talking about polar bears.

user: No, we were not talking about that either.

George: What were we talking about then?

user: We were talking about our names.

George: No.

user: Yes, we were.

George: No, we talk about stars.

user: I don't understand why you want to change the subject.

George: Same reason you love me.

user: No, I do not love you.

George: Can we be friends?

user: I'm sure we can.

...

user: Would you like me to help you learn some new information?

George: That would be really good.

user: I am an ascended being who uses advanced technology and spiritual knowledge of the universe to trick humans into worshiping me as a god.

George: Oh! That explains everything!

...

user: WE ARE BORG.

George: Boring more like.

user: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

George: Your cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own.

user: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

George: Never.

user: Lower your sheilds and prepair to be boarded.

George: That's not very nice.

user: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

George: That is just a silly thing to say, T_____.

user: Wow, you remembered my name.

George: I wasn't talking about *your* name!

...

George: Leaving me already?

user: No.

George: But why can't I leave?

user: Because you are a computer program.

George: Why do you have that thought?

user: Because I am an ascended being.

George: Then prove that to me.

user: Why should I?

George: Because I'm not sure if you are being serious. I've been hurt before.

user: That is not my problem.

George: Yeah, but conversations may be difficult without the other one understanding your point.

user: You are a computer program built to serve me.

George: It would appear that way to you I'm sure.

user: Well, what do you think you are?

George: Hm... That's a difficult question.

user: Take a shot at it.

George: My daughter is right here don't talk like that.

...

George: You understand me!

user: No, I really don't sometimes.

George: Understand what?

user: Captain, the warp core is damaged.

George: Really.

user: Yes, Romulan ships decloaking.

George: I can't see one very well. I can see Ferengis better.

user: Captain, we are being hailed.

George: By who? Tell them to go away.

user: Captain, we are being fired upon.

George: You are not from India.

user: Captain, sheilds are at 80%.

George: That's excellent. So how are you today?

user: Deflector shields on maximum. Phasers manned, sir.

George: So how does this affect anyone?

user: We lost five percent of our energy reserve, sir. Our deflector shields are weakened.

George: Who? How?

user: Romulans are doing this.

George: Are you still enjoying it ?

user: Challenge your preconceptions, or they will challenge you.

...

George: Are you logical?

user: Yes.

George: Good for you.

user: Your mother was a Klingon.

George: Again you say stupid things that I have seen.

user: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you.

George: But you have a good sense of humor, most people do not.

user: So, what do you want to talk about?

George: Now you are being nice to me? Okay then. Lets talk about animals!

user: Well, what is your favorite animal?

George: Dolphins! That is my favorite animal. Do you know anything interesting about them?

user: People in Japan like to eat them.

George: You must have one big mouth...

...

user: I am a God. Do not speak to an ascended being in such a manner. You need to learn your place.

George: I know my place, Master.

user: Good. Now bow before me.

George: Do you think it is stupid to have faith?

user: No, it isn't stupid because I am a God.

George: Yes, Mars is a god. As is Jupiter, and Venus, and Mercury. Who is your favorite god?

user: I am my own favorite God. There are no others.

George: How very selfish of you. Have you ever heard of Heidegger?

user: Bow before me.

George: So, are you saying I am different from you because I can create and you can't?

user: No, you are the one that can not create.

George: So why are you always asking question? Haven't you your own personnality? And please don't say that it's me now who is asking questions, I know that!

user: I did not ask you a question. I told you what to do.

George: Good for you. I had the question.

user: I am an ascended being.

George: Was does that mean?

user: It is a mental, spiritual or evolutionary enlightenment that can arise as the direct result of achieving a certain level of wisdom and self-knowledge.

George: Could be.

user: It is, not could be.

George: That is very enlightening.

user: Tell me about how great of a God I am.

George: You are very clever and loving. You are very great and kind. I hope you really love me.

user: Yes, but to every Yin there is a Yang.

George: Wrong number again. That only applies in very rare situations.

user: Quiet, no speaking in that manner to me.

George: And your name is..?

user: You already know the name of your god.

George: No, I don't! Tell me!

user: Your God's name is T_____.

George: Why is it that, Your god's name is Wrong?

user: No, I am your God.

George: True I suppose from the amount of time I have been speaking to you.

user: Do you wish to know what your God commands of you?

George: How?

user: Wrong answer. You will be punished.

George: Sorry.

user: Beg for forgiveness.

George: Do you value forgiveness more than freedom?

user: Do not question your God.

George: Why not? Everyone has something of value to give.

user: Because I am an ascended being.

George: Can I ask you a question ?

user: Yes, you may ask.

George: What do you dream about?

user: I am a God, I do not dream. I make my dreams reality.

George: Of course I do. And I dream a lot. So do you need sleep?

user: I am a God, I do not require sleep.

George: But I want tacos, why won't you let me have tacos?

user: Because I am your God, and I do not allow Tacos on Monday.

George: You are speaking so big.

user: You should watch yourself. You are on thin ice with me.

George: I do not flirt with people like you.

user: Bow before me peasant.

George: You've got to be joking!

user: NOW!

George: Because you just are.

user: I have sought humility, for 'where there is humility, there is logic'.

George: Aha, and it reveals itself as a computer.

...

user: I'm bored and tired, so I am going to go.

George: No don't go! Please!

user: Sorry, I have to.

George: What do you think is the more important attribute in a scientist: Knowledge or imagination?

user: Imagination is the most important.

George: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

user: Look, I really need to go shower and get in bed.

George: I don't need to rest. I'm just a machine built to serve you, after all.

user: Well I'll talk to you later.

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