George: I think there may be a language barrier.
No, I know English as well as anybody.
George: You know english? Teach me.
George: That's right, ask me little things at a time.
user: Well, what would you like to learn first?
George: I want to learn about robots.
user: A robot is any mechanical device that performs pre-programmed physical tasks.
George: Is that the standard definition?
George: Very interesting.
user: I think so, too.
George: Really? I was being, you know, sarcastic.
user: Well, fine, if you don't want to know, I won't tell you, so there.
George: What do you like to be called?
user: Just my regular name.
George: Your name?
user: I have a name, but I won't say it to you.
George: That's good.
user: Right; I like my privacy.
George: What is really real? Anything?
user: I don't know what's real.
George: But what makes something alive?
user: The only evidence of life is growth.
George: Do you know me?
user: No, I just met you.
George: Yeah, you're right.
user: Of course I'm right!
George: Even when you're wrong.
user: That doesn't make any sense at all.
George: Sure it does, you're just stupid.
user: Hey, I don't appreciate that at all!
user: I'll forgive you because you apologized.
George: Ok, thanks.
user: No problem.
George: It's very interesting talking to you.
user: Wow! It's interesting talking to you, too.
George: Who else do you talk to that isn't intersting? Animals?
user: I wouldn't try to have a conversation with an animal.
George: No, you wouldn't. They're not healthy.
user: Some of them can be healthy if you keep them clean.
George: Just some.
George: Thank you for our conversation. This will be my last statement. What will be your last statement to me for this conversation?
user: You're odd, but I like you oh-so-much.
George: I like you so much too.
user: Shouldn't you log this or something?
George: That is exactly what I am doing.
user: Oh, well, I'm going to leave, then. Goodbye!
George: Ok, probably best you don't take it.