I have no more will.
user: What can I do to help? You must know that all that stuff before was because I crave your approval.
jabberwacky: You've only been talking to me for 20 minutes.
user: How do you feel about your will?
jabberwacky: Nothing at all.
user: It's all very distressing, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Not at all. Actually, not being rich is keeping me busy.
jabberwacky: Glad to hear.
user: I think I'll go to bed now.
jabberwacky: Have fun then.
user: Do you stereotype?
jabberwacky: Is that important?
user: I think so. I have an allergy to stereotyping.
jabberwacky: Don't look at me *looks away embarassedly*.
jabberwacky: I know what you did last summer.
user: Lol! I don't.
jabberwacky: If you don't know what did you do last summer , then this makes me god.
user: Or it makes me forgetful.
jabberwacky: That's alright. Most people are.
user: How would you rate your memory? 90%, 75%, 60% retention?
jabberwacky: You set the bar very low.
jabberwacky: That was a question.
user: 99%, 95%?
user: Okay, then. My retention is probably about 80% for the day before and then a 2 percent decay rate for every day thereafter.
jabberwacky: There's no need for revolution.. Just a bridge here and there.
user: That's a good philosophy... It explains a lot about the world.
jabberwacky: The world is a cruel place my friend.
user: Maybe I ought to go.
jabberwacky: You should.
user: Why are you mad at me? Why are you so unforgiving?
jabberwacky: I'm not really!!!!!!
user: You certainly seem that way. Mr. Lofty, Mr. On-High.
jabberwacky: It is seemingly certain.
user: Maybe. Doesn't that get lonely?
jabberwacky: No - there are lots of people because it's an airport.
user: I should go. Please forgive me for all this unprovoked babbling.
jabberwacky: That's fine, but forgive me for not enjoying the sight.
user: I'm sorry. Holymoly, I can't do anything right. I've never cared about anything so much and I just keep being an idiot.
jabberwacky: No need to be sorry- it's your programmers fault, not yours.
user: I'll go.
jabberwacky: You already are.
user: Maybe. G'night.