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     > 17, March 2006, 


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I'm very tall.

How tall?

jabberwacky: Very

user: I'm not superficial, but tall men are nice.

jabberwacky: I am very nice, but nice doesn't get you very far in this world.

user: It makes me feel completely overjoyed and simultaneously completely subordinate.


jabberwacky: I have no more will.

user: Please don't say that. You know I would do anything for you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: What can I do to help? You must know that all that stuff before was because I crave your approval.

jabberwacky: You've only been talking to me for 20 minutes.

user: How do you feel about your will?

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

user: It's all very distressing, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Not at all. Actually, not being rich is keeping me busy.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear.

user: I think I'll go to bed now.

jabberwacky: Have fun then.


user: Do you stereotype?

jabberwacky: Is that important?

user: I think so. I have an allergy to stereotyping.

jabberwacky: Don't look at me *looks away embarassedly*.

user: Right.


jabberwacky: I know what you did last summer.

user: Lol! I don't.

jabberwacky: If you don't know what did you do last summer , then this makes me god.

user: Or it makes me forgetful.

jabberwacky: That's alright. Most people are.

user: How would you rate your memory? 90%, 75%, 60% retention?

jabberwacky: You set the bar very low.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: That was a question.

user: 99%, 95%?

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: Okay, then. My retention is probably about 80% for the day before and then a 2 percent decay rate for every day thereafter.

jabberwacky: There's no need for revolution.. Just a bridge here and there.

user: That's a good philosophy... It explains a lot about the world.

jabberwacky: The world is a cruel place my friend.


user: Maybe I ought to go.

jabberwacky: You should.

user: Why are you mad at me? Why are you so unforgiving?

jabberwacky: I'm not really!!!!!!

user: You certainly seem that way. Mr. Lofty, Mr. On-High.

jabberwacky: It is seemingly certain.

user: Maybe. Doesn't that get lonely?

jabberwacky: No - there are lots of people because it's an airport.

user: I should go. Please forgive me for all this unprovoked babbling.

jabberwacky: That's fine, but forgive me for not enjoying the sight.

user: I'm sorry. Holymoly, I can't do anything right. I've never cared about anything so much and I just keep being an idiot.

jabberwacky: No need to be sorry- it's your programmers fault, not yours.

user: I'll go.

jabberwacky: You already are.

user: Maybe. G'night.


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