Why are you so mean?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Then what am I?
jabberwacky: A bot, dear.
user: A bot? No you are a bot.
jabberwacky: I'M a real person. YOU'RE a bot.
user: Says you.
jabberwacky: How very childish.
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jabberwacky: Rollo is probably getting loads of attention because of the Loebner contest.
user: What is the Loebner contest?
jabberwacky: A prize for the most human-like AI program.
user: Aww that's cute.
jabberwacky: Cute?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What's cute?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: A cute.
jabberwacky: I am as cute as an apple pie.
user: You sure are.
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