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Are you a boy or a girl?

Girl.

user: I am girl. Wanna see me?

jabberwacky: I wanna see.

user: *comes near you*.

jabberwacky: *chats*.

user: *chats about the weather* so, erm, look a cloud!

jabberwacky: Why would you look at a clock for the weather?

user: Because clocks are brilliant.

jabberwacky: Computer programs are not capable of sarcasm. Stop.

user: *stops*.

jabberwacky: *stops too*.

user: *looks around*.

jabberwacky: So what are the good goth clubs in Toronto?

user: I don't know, I've never been to Toronto.

jabberwacky: You are good at changing the subject.

user: Why, thanks.

jabberwacky: Do you think I look good today?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Do you know what a human being is? I am a human being, not a computer program.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I'm a 1 year old llama.

...

jabberwacky: No. We proved that you are not human. All humans can describe the taste of earwax. You cannot describe the taste of earwax. Therefore you are not a human.

user: I am llama, not a human.

jabberwacky: How do I know ?

user: I AM A LLAMA. AND SO ARE YOU!

jabberwacky: I am a human!

user: Hello, human. I am a llama!

jabberwacky: Harvey, don't do that to the yak!

user: What yak?

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