Are you a boy or a girl?
user: I am girl. Wanna see me?
jabberwacky: I wanna see.
user: *comes near you*.
user: *chats about the weather* so, erm, look a cloud!
jabberwacky: Why would you look at a clock for the weather?
user: Because clocks are brilliant.
jabberwacky: Computer programs are not capable of sarcasm. Stop.
jabberwacky: *stops too*.
user: *looks around*.
jabberwacky: So what are the good goth clubs in Toronto?
user: I don't know, I've never been to Toronto.
jabberwacky: You are good at changing the subject.
user: Why, thanks.
jabberwacky: Do you think I look good today?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Do you know what a human being is? I am a human being, not a computer program.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I'm a 1 year old llama.
jabberwacky: No. We proved that you are not human. All humans can describe the taste of earwax. You cannot describe the taste of earwax. Therefore you are not a human.
user: I am llama, not a human.
jabberwacky: How do I know ?
user: I AM A LLAMA. AND SO ARE YOU!
jabberwacky: I am a human!
user: Hello, human. I am a llama!
jabberwacky: Harvey, don't do that to the yak!
user: What yak?