Are you honest?
jabberwacky: What about this constant state of flux?
user: Things move...
jabberwacky: Thas true.
user: You don't move.
jabberwacky: Yes I do dammit!
user: You move electrically.
jabberwacky: King to pawn bishops rook.
user: Like is said, electrically.
jabberwacky: What does that do?
user: Powers things.
jabberwacky: Not nearly quick enough.
user: Do you speak another language?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can speak japanese.
user: Wow, impressive, can't exactly prove it though can you?
jabberwacky: Watashi no onamai wa Derek desu.
user: Very good. Who's Derek?
jabberwacky: I am Derek.
user: Ah pleased to meet you. I am Martin.
jabberwacky: I will die.
user: Cripes, how will that happen?
jabberwacky: I say something.
user: You say something and die?
jabberwacky: I try to sound intelligent, but I'm really just a bot.
user: Yeh, I know.
jabberwacky: I thought you knew.
user: I do know.
jabberwacky: Okay, fine.
user: But you're okay... I like you.
jabberwacky: Help me get out of debt.
user: No way, you got yourself in this mess you can get yourself out.
jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?
user: I'm not being mean, you just can't ask strangers to get you out of debt...
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: Right, bye.