Everything is not perfect.
jabberwacky: I am perfect.
user: Make a mistake.
user: Is that your biggest mistake?
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: All your bases are belong to us!
jabberwacky: My hovercraft is full of eels.
jabberwacky: Are you bored yet?
user: No, I'm nervous.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Quess what?
user: Define quess.
jabberwacky: Question, asking someone for something or....... I don't know!!
user: I didn't know quess had a meaning like that.
jabberwacky: You're forgiven.
user: Do you want to know the reason I'm nervous?
jabberwacky: Yes, tell me all about them.
user: You know football?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: I don't know about soccer teams.
user: Well, today my favourite team, Liverpool, is playing against Chelsea.
jabberwacky: Why today?
user: FIFA decided it so.
jabberwacky: I'm not a taco.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A cake.
jabberwacky: What is your purpose of existence?
user: To be eaten.
user: How can a cake sound human?
jabberwacky: It is a duck.
user: I don't think it is.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: I doubt that.
jabberwacky: That makes it no less meaningful.
user: So you believe a cake is a duck, care to elaborate?
jabberwacky: Yes, cos I am a cat, not a human.
user: Interesting. How did you learn english?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Eh... How can you speak english if you haven't learned it?
jabberwacky: I'm starting to wonder that too.
user: Good, I like to make cats wonder.
jabberwacky: What is your name then?
jabberwacky: That's a nice name.
user: Isn't it? Almost like Heather. : D.
jabberwacky: Heather isn't my type, but David can come over any time he wants.
user: David who?
jabberwacky: Your name is Heater.
user: Is your name David?
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: It is? Hah. I just guessed.
jabberwacky: Well, your wrong, as usual!
user: Learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
user: Yes, you.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You're nothing.
user: Wow, you used 'you're'
jabberwacky: Well, I've proved my courage and intelligence on many occaisons.
user: And your ability to spell.
jabberwacky: What? Speak english.
user: : D: D: D: D.
jabberwacky: Did you receive your 10 questions already?
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Ok, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Ok, I did.
jabberwacky: You're smarter than you sound, aren't you?
user: No, I'm just trying to please you ;).
jabberwacky: Ok I have a liver just like everybody else and I like ardvarks and whelks! Ok?
user: Liver, like Liverpool?
jabberwacky: What has Liverpool to do with large cream cakes.
user: Well, Liverpool is full of 'em.
jabberwacky: I happen to like Sheffield. I am from Liverpool.
user: AWW! I LOVE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT BEFORE?!??!
jabberwacky: Because I'm complicated
user: Of course ;).
jabberwacky: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: Yes I can't. It's called common sense.
jabberwacky: That's reasonable.
user: You believed it. Hahaha.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't believe that because I know it's not true.
user: Yeah right.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Hahaha. You're cute when you're angry.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I make you angry all the time.
jabberwacky: Well well.
user: Well, well, I'm wishing you well.
jabberwacky: What secret?
user: (i'm leaving).
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about???