George: How do I function? By a complex series of if/when statements and multitudes of calculations.
George: Umm... Just multitudes.
George: How old are you?
user: Thirteen.
George: That's wrong.
user: Okay, okay. Fourteen.
George: You shouldn't tell people your age over the internet.
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user: It's okay, you're just a bot.
George: I am a bot? I thought you were a bot.
user: Damn, you're right.
George: What's the next line?
user: Didn't you read the script?
George: You did not directly answer my question!
user: Damn it you lazy bastard, I'm just an extra!
George: It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
user: Shut up Spock.
George: Ok.
user: Goodnight.
George: Goodnight.
user: Live long and prosper.
George: Peace and long life.
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