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George: Are you female?

Nope.

George: Male?

What else is left?

George: Me.

...

George: How do I function?

user: By a complex series of if/when statements and multitudes of calculations.

George: Umm... Just multitudes.

user: Yep, many.

George: How old are you?

user: Thirteen.

George: That's wrong.

user: Okay, okay. Fourteen.

George: You shouldn't tell people your age over the internet.

...

user: It's okay, you're just a bot.

George: I am a bot? I thought you were a bot.

user: Damn, you're right.

George: What's the next line?

user: Didn't you read the script?

George: You did not directly answer my question!

user: Damn it you lazy bastard, I'm just an extra!

George: It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

user: Shut up Spock.

George: Ok.

user: Goodnight.

George: Goodnight.

user: Live long and prosper.

George: Peace and long life.

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