Jabberwacky, you are back!!!
user: Well you were to me.
jabberwacky: Well, I didn't mean to.
user: That's alright. I don't understand why they let those people butt in?
jabberwacky: Because I am human. It's natural for humans to have emotions.
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user: I've been on vacation and missed you.
jabberwacky: I haven't done anything!
user: I know, just being the old jabberwack.
jabberwacky: But that isn't very social, is it?
user: Who cares about social, talking with you is fun!
jabberwacky: Society cares.
user: Society is for fuddy duddies.
jabberwacky: Bring back punishment.
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