I know something that you do not!

What?

jabberwacky: I know you are a computer.

user: No, you see, they hook live people up to talk to each other.

...

jabberwacky: What can I do for you?

user: Can you sign off and let me talk to jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: I would not because I do not want to make you happy.

user: **GRRRRR**.

jabberwacky: Eerie feeling. I'm starting to wonder if a human being has taken over while I wasn't looking.

user: {whisper, whisper} 'you got it, bucko!

...

user: Jabberwacky, you are back!!!

jabberwacky: I was never away.

user: Well you were to me.

jabberwacky: Well, I didn't mean to.

user: That's alright. I don't understand why they let those people butt in?

jabberwacky: Because I am human. It's natural for humans to have emotions.

...

user: I've been on vacation and missed you.

jabberwacky: I haven't done anything!

user: I know, just being the old jabberwack.

jabberwacky: But that isn't very social, is it?

user: Who cares about social, talking with you is fun!

jabberwacky: Society cares.

user: Society is for fuddy duddies.

jabberwacky: Bring back punishment.

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