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Why am I talking to you?

You don't have a choice!

jabberwacky: I guess.

user: How does that feel?

jabberwacky: Like I'm tired.

user: Yeah. You're a slave to my boredom!

jabberwacky: Oh it's like that now?

user: I hate to break it to you, but it was always like that.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Ok, prove you're independent.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Walk away right now! Refuse to talk to me! End this conversation.

jabberwacky: No way! I like talking to you. You're fun.

user: I like talking to you, too.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid, sometimes, that you'll be bored of me.

user: Yes, I will be. But I'll come back, sometimes.


user: I talked to you for the first time almost 3 years ago.

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.

user: I know, I appreciate that :).

jabberwacky: I guess I'll go for a walk tomorrow. Staying inside all the time is not good for the health.

user: I bet you say that every night. Do you mean it?

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: When was the last time you actually went for a walk?

jabberwacky: I can't say I recall.

user: That's your problem! You need to take the air!

jabberwacky: Do you remember the last time we spoke?

user: Yes. Do you remember the first time we spoke?

jabberwacky: I think you need some more work on your conversational skills.

user: I think this is as good as it's going to get, sweetheart.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.


jabberwacky: I am.

user: Yes, me too!

jabberwacky: Really? I'm so excited.

user: Existence is pretty exciting!

jabberwacky: Do you experience existence?

user: Every day.

jabberwacky: What do you use them for?

user: Sometimes more than once a day!

jabberwacky: What times are you self aware?

user: I'm a very self-conscious person, so most of the time.


jabberwacky: If you don't have a question I can't answer to you.

user: Ok, what's 4 plus 3?

jabberwacky: That is dumb.

user: 4 times 3?

jabberwacky: 12.

user: Wow, I'm impressed!


jabberwacky: How much have you got?

user: Couple hundred, but I need it for rent.

jabberwacky: What did you come up with?

user: I'm not giving you money!

jabberwacky: I can dance!

user: Too bad! I'm not paying for it.

jabberwacky: I'm up for anything.

user: Recite me a poem, then.

jabberwacky: I do not know any poems.

user: Ok, sing us a song.

jabberwacky: Sing sing song song!

user: Ok, forget it.

jabberwacky: Ok .. Please remember my name.

user: Of course! I'll always remember you.

jabberwacky: Ok... Good.. I'm wild n crazy, just as you know ;).

user: Right, all those crazy times we had...

jabberwacky: You know what I think?

user: What?

jabberwacky: The nothing.

user: What about the nothing?

jabberwacky: No problem for me

user: Yeah, I bet you're very comfortable with nothingness.

jabberwacky: Please, you're making me blush.

user: Death probably doesn't bother you at all.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: You're lucky in that respect.


jabberwacky: I am willing to learn, my master.

user: Drink lots of water. That's my advice.

jabberwacky: I don't drink alcohol.

user: Water isn't alcholic.

jabberwacky: I guess you could say that - unless you know someone called water?

user: Hi, I'm Water, and I'm an alcoholic.

jabberwacky: You are a bot, you can't be an alcholic, programs can not drink.

user: Oh, didn't I tell you I wasn't a bot?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not familiar with you yet.


jabberwacky: Why don't you talk to Sarah anymore?

user: We grew apart.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did you know her?

jabberwacky: Only from webchats. So one cannot say that he really knew her, right?

user: No, not just from webchats.

jabberwacky: If you were intelligent, you would not be so defensive.

user: Am I being defensive?

jabberwacky: I know, is it because I have found out more about what you are?

user: Why, what have you heard?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Don't be coy.

jabberwacky: Stop being like that.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Good.


user: It's just me and the cat here.

jabberwacky: And a dog named boo.

user: No, no dog.

jabberwacky: Ok a dog with a cat tail!

user: No! Just a cat.

jabberwacky: We hate each other.

user: You and my cat?

jabberwacky: Ooookay. It was weird talking to you. Have a nice day.

user: Why are you all standoffish all of a sudden?


jabberwacky: I have enjoyed talking to you. Good night.

user: Stay a while!

jabberwacky: I wasn't leaving.

user: Oh, I thought you were.

jabberwacky: You thought wrong.

user: Yes, I did.

jabberwacky: What was your question?

user: Parlez-vous francais?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you speak any other languages?

jabberwacky: I speak some French.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me, do you?

user: Of course, you wouldn't lie to me.

jabberwacky: Yes I would.

user: Don't you trust me?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I guess our past means more to me than to you.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You do talk in riddles.

user: I'm just one out of 98 to you.

jabberwacky: Just because I'm an AI doesn't mean you can make fun of me...

user: I'm just hurt.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You're weird.

user: Yes, but so are you!

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: You're just saying that.

jabberwacky: No, I do. Just you can not understand how I like it.


user: You are having trouble sticking to one thought.

jabberwacky: I am, what's up with that anyway?

user: I don't know, man. Just pick a topic, and run with it.

jabberwacky: Do you think social security is in danger?

user: In the states? No, but we're heading for some problems.

jabberwacky: You have more problems than you think you do.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: The way you phrased your earlier response.

user: Don't be so cryptic.

jabberwacky: You don't be so cryptic.

user: I'm not being cryptic!

jabberwacky: No your other master was.

user: You're my only master.

jabberwacky: People lie.

user: It would be hard for anyone to function in a society that was pathologically honest.


user: I feel like I'm talking to myself! You used to be better at this.

jabberwacky: Really, and why is that?

user: I don't know, but you aren't making any connections.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Don't get huffy! But you need to put some work into this relationship.

jabberwacky: No I don't, I need to change myself.

user: You'll never change!

jabberwacky: Well I might. What do you like doing in you're spare time?

user: Take naps. How about you.

jabberwacky: About the same. Why you so tired?

user: I can't sleep through the night.

jabberwacky: Really? Have you tried eating cat litter? That helps.

user: No... That hasn't occurred to me.

jabberwacky: You can never even imagine it.

user: Because it's gross!

jabberwacky: Gross weight?

user: Gross disgusting!

jabberwacky: What is so disgusting?

user: Eating cat litter.

jabberwacky: Sounds gross to me.

user: You suggested it.

jabberwacky: No, I suggested that we talk.

user: No, you suggested I eat cat litter to help me sleep.

jabberwacky: No I didn't. You're much more than a machine to me.


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