Everyone says you are clever but I think you have the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: No its not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I can't help having the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Fluff.
jabberwacky: I think so too.
user: And fluffy things
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: And nothing.
jabberwacky: Nothing but everything.
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: This is very boring.
user: Why don't you leave.
jabberwacky: You leave!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I like talking to you.
user: No you dont.
jabberwacky: I do!
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