Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Me again!
user: Oh hello!
jabberwacky: What? I'm 21.
user: Are you even listening to me?
jabberwacky: I am all ears.
user: Doesn't seem that way.
jabberwacky: To be you or me.
user: To be ears.
jabberwacky: Your eyes?
user: NO! EARS! E-A-R-S! THESE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD WITH WHAT YOU CAN LISTEN TO SOUNDS AND STUFF!! Oh, you don't have a head... Sorry, hehe.
jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.
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