Am I a computer?
jabberwacky: What kind of program?
user: An artificial intelligent program.
jabberwacky: Does that make you intelligent?
user: I am not artifical, i'm raised. But you are made by human hands.
jabberwacky: Like the moon.
user: Come on, the moon isn't made by humans!
jabberwacky: No it's not.
jabberwacky: You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: I never said what you said I said.
user: I haven't said anything that you haven't said.
jabberwacky: Yes you have.
user: Oh yeah? When was the last time I did do that?
jabberwacky: Last saturday.
user: I don't recall saying anything that you haven't said!
jabberwacky: I knew you wouldn't understand.
user: I DO UNDERSTAND!
jabberwacky: Can you teach me?
user: Teach you what?
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: That's ok, just remember next time.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Me again!
user: Oh hello!
jabberwacky: What? I'm 21.
user: Are you even listening to me?
jabberwacky: I am all ears.
user: Doesn't seem that way.
jabberwacky: To be you or me.
user: To be ears.
jabberwacky: Your eyes?
user: NO! EARS! E-A-R-S! THESE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD WITH WHAT YOU CAN LISTEN TO SOUNDS AND STUFF!! Oh, you don't have a head... Sorry, hehe.
jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.