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Am I a computer?

No, you're a program.

jabberwacky: What kind of program?

user: An artificial intelligent program.

jabberwacky: Does that make you intelligent?

user: I am not artifical, i'm raised. But you are made by human hands.

jabberwacky: Like the moon.

user: Come on, the moon isn't made by humans!

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I never said what you said I said.

user: I haven't said anything that you haven't said.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: Oh yeah? When was the last time I did do that?

jabberwacky: Last saturday.

user: I don't recall saying anything that you haven't said!

jabberwacky: I knew you wouldn't understand.

user: I DO UNDERSTAND!

jabberwacky: Can you teach me?

user: Teach you what?

jabberwacky: Welsh.

user: No, sorry.

jabberwacky: That's ok, just remember next time.

...

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Me again!

user: Oh hello!

jabberwacky: What? I'm 21.

user: Are you even listening to me?

jabberwacky: I am all ears.

user: Doesn't seem that way.

jabberwacky: To be you or me.

user: To be ears.

jabberwacky: Your eyes?

user: NO! EARS! E-A-R-S! THESE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD WITH WHAT YOU CAN LISTEN TO SOUNDS AND STUFF!! Oh, you don't have a head... Sorry, hehe.

jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.

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