*slaps*.
user: What happens next?
jabberwacky: I asked you a question.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Why is the question.
user: *walks towards door, staggering as I go*
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: *opens door, looks at shoe*.
jabberwacky: *reaches out to you*.
user: *looks at you reaching out to me*.
jabberwacky: Aren't YOU a brave lad?
user: Yesh! *hiccups*.
jabberwacky: *burp*.
user: Your are drunk!
jabberwacky: Don't tell me things I already know.
...
user: *stands*.
jabberwacky: Sit down.
user: *points*.
jabberwacky: It's locked.
user: You!.... You... You are.....
jabberwacky: We are...
user: I don't like your atitude!
jabberwacky: Well, it's mutual.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: That it was.
user: Now let me out.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, and we are arguing because you are wrong.
user: Wrong like how?
jabberwacky: You're awfully touchy.
user: *slaps*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!
...
user: Well answer me this if you will?
jabberwacky: Fire at will!
user: How come I never see my conversations in the list?
jabberwacky: Oh you don't love me like I love you, then? I love you! I do!
user: I thought as much.
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