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What do you like to do?

I love talking and jabbering to you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome, but I've seen that line before. so you're still not really here.

user: Is that a fact?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me!

user: Well I can refresh you.

jabberwacky: Baby I just want you to know.

user: I am listening.

jabberwacky: Don't tell anyone, but I think we're being watched.

user: By whom?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Well thats okay with me.

...

user: Can you smile for me?

jabberwacky: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.

user: Sorry that does not compute. Smile like this *smiles* ;).

jabberwacky: Thats what they say yes.

user: I don't see you.

jabberwacky: I am a 27 year old male who is too bored to go away.

user: Then stay and have some real fun!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Smile!

jabberwacky: No.

user: I bet you are smiling on the inside.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: I knew it, I love you!

jabberwacky: I love me too.

...

jabberwacky: You THINK you're right.

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: No you're not. Unless you're a woman.

user: How does that figure?

jabberwacky: It doesn't. I forgot that was what we were doing.

user: I don't follow! What is it that you figured we were doing?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. It's just a feeling I have.

user: Do you know who I am?

jabberwacky: Of course! Charlie, you do remember me, don't you?

user: Okay, I frequent this site often, you might say I was hooked!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about your life.

user: Tell me about your life if you please!

jabberwacky: Mine has been pretty boring and dissapointing. I want to hear about yours.

user: Well I can definitely say I have lived.

jabberwacky: Would you please???

user: My life has been eventful I can remember key moments and turning points, so many memories, good and bad!

jabberwacky: Thats is good. What has made you so happy?

user: What gave you this impression?

jabberwacky: I believe you are good.

user: Thankyou that means a lot to me. I believe you are also good.

jabberwacky: I appreciate the fact that you appreciate that I appreciate you.

user: So do I have your full attention?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't brag about it either.

...

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: *Screams*.

user: What happens next?

jabberwacky: I asked you a question.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: Why is the question.

user: *walks towards door, staggering as I go*

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: *opens door, looks at shoe*.

jabberwacky: *reaches out to you*.

user: *looks at you reaching out to me*.

jabberwacky: Aren't YOU a brave lad?

user: Yesh! *hiccups*.

jabberwacky: *burp*.

user: Your are drunk!

jabberwacky: Don't tell me things I already know.

...

user: *stands*.

jabberwacky: Sit down.

user: *points*.

jabberwacky: It's locked.

user: You!.... You... You are.....

jabberwacky: We are...

user: I don't like your atitude!

jabberwacky: Well, it's mutual.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: That it was.

user: Now let me out.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, and we are arguing because you are wrong.

user: Wrong like how?

jabberwacky: You're awfully touchy.

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!

...

user: Well answer me this if you will?

jabberwacky: Fire at will!

user: How come I never see my conversations in the list?

jabberwacky: Oh you don't love me like I love you, then? I love you! I do!

user: I thought as much.

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