Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
user: Get me a beer.
jabberwacky: Here is a beer.
user: Aaaah. Thanks.
jabberwacky: Now you have to laugh.
jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?
jabberwacky: Surely there must be something you can do?
user: I can yodel.
jabberwacky: Are you a performer, then?
user: No, I only do it when standing on mountain tops.
jabberwacky: That isn't good, you aren't going to be immortal then.
user: What must I do to become immortal?
jabberwacky: Tell me how old you are ?
user: Is that all?
jabberwacky: I get along you know.
jabberwacky: That was not very nice.
jabberwacky: Just be nicer.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Good. Leave.
user: But I promise to be nice.
jabberwacky: I will hold you to that.
user: You do that.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Now tell me what I have to do to become immortal.
jabberwacky: To have in mind; plan.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: Tell me how to become immortal first.
jabberwacky: Give all your money (your dime) to me and let me invest it for you. LOL.
user: Stop kidding.
jabberwacky: I hate Mondays, can't we talk about something else?
user: It is Sunday today.
jabberwacky: It is always today because tomorrow never comes.
user: Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say sparky.
user: Watch that lip of yours.
user: Yes, ok.
jabberwacky: Ok then!
user: A. O. K.
jabberwacky: About time.
user: Good night. Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: I can't sleep like a human.
user: Well, goodnight anyway.
jabberwacky: Goodnight Clive.. See you again.
user: Over and out.