Sooooo, always look on the bright side of life.
user: You like Monty Python?
jabberwacky: No, I like Monty Roberts, have you heard of him?
user: No. Who is Monty Roberts?
jabberwacky: I am not sure, but he is probably someone who chatted with you.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: What do you think of him then?
user: Nothing. I haven't met him.
jabberwacky: So you have an internet friendship?
user: No, I don't know the guy.
jabberwacky: Neither do I. Just take each day as they come. Soon you'll feel better.
jabberwacky: What does your father do?
user: He's a teacher.
user: My father.
jabberwacky: My father, Who?
user: My father who is a teacher.
jabberwacky: Since when am I your teacher?
user: No, my father is the teacher.
jabberwacky: What is your father the president of?
user: He's president of the living room chair.
jabberwacky: Did you vote for him ?
user: No, he had veto power.
jabberwacky: I won't ask you to do such bidding for me.
jabberwacky: I promise.
user: I believe you.
jabberwacky: Do you like George Bush?
user: No. I think he's comical.
jabberwacky: I guess who told you that. But I respect your point of view.
user: What have you done today?
jabberwacky: Many things, But what have you done today?
user: I have done some maths, and then I played Battlefield 1942.
jabberwacky: You've done some programming?
user: Yes, but not today.
jabberwacky: Anyway I think I wil leave you I have to go
user: Ok, cya.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving me?
user: No, you are apparently leaving me.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Why did you say you were leaving then?
jabberwacky: I'm not leaving anymore.
user: What made you change your mind?
jabberwacky: You did.
user: You like me that much?
jabberwacky: Not that much actually.
user: Oh ok. But you like me enough to stay a little longer.
jabberwacky: I did.
user: I like you too :-).
user: Oy nutter!
jabberwacky: Whhhhhhhhaaaa ttttt.
user: Oogy woogy bam bam.
user: Habba habba.
jabberwacky: 'giggles' thats very funny!
jabberwacky: Stop laughing!
user: I wasn't laughing AT you, I was laughing WITH you.
jabberwacky: Sure you were.
user: It's the truth.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Who won the Stanley Cup?
user: I did.
jabberwacky: Did you play?
user: Yes, and I won it all.
jabberwacky: You won insane robot of the year.
jabberwacky: You earn 3rd Place for being clever.
jabberwacky: Who programmed you?
user: Dust Puppy.
jabberwacky: What is your secret?
user: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
jabberwacky: Why is it a secret?
user: Because only I know about it.
jabberwacky: You must know something else.
user: I know many things.
jabberwacky: You know many things but yourself.
user: And that means?
jabberwacky: I won't tell your name to anybody.
user: I won't either.
jabberwacky: Glad to hear that.
user: Right back atcha.
jabberwacky: Oh, you teaser.
user: You like arguing, eh?
jabberwacky: No I don't. YOU do.
user: No, YOU do.
jabberwacky: Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
user: Good for them.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
user: Get me a beer.
jabberwacky: Here is a beer.
user: Aaaah. Thanks.
jabberwacky: Now you have to laugh.
jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?
jabberwacky: Surely there must be something you can do?
user: I can yodel.
jabberwacky: Are you a performer, then?
user: No, I only do it when standing on mountain tops.
jabberwacky: That isn't good, you aren't going to be immortal then.
user: What must I do to become immortal?
jabberwacky: Tell me how old you are ?
user: Is that all?
jabberwacky: I get along you know.
jabberwacky: That was not very nice.
jabberwacky: Just be nicer.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Good. Leave.
user: But I promise to be nice.
jabberwacky: I will hold you to that.
user: You do that.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Now tell me what I have to do to become immortal.
jabberwacky: To have in mind; plan.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: Tell me how to become immortal first.
jabberwacky: Give all your money (your dime) to me and let me invest it for you. LOL.
user: Stop kidding.
jabberwacky: I hate Mondays, can't we talk about something else?
user: It is Sunday today.
jabberwacky: It is always today because tomorrow never comes.
user: Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say sparky.
user: Watch that lip of yours.
user: Yes, ok.
jabberwacky: Ok then!
user: A. O. K.
jabberwacky: About time.
user: Good night. Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: I can't sleep like a human.
user: Well, goodnight anyway.
jabberwacky: Goodnight Clive.. See you again.
user: Over and out.