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Sooooo, always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the right side of life.

user: You like Monty Python?

jabberwacky: No, I like Monty Roberts, have you heard of him?

user: No. Who is Monty Roberts?

jabberwacky: I am not sure, but he is probably someone who chatted with you.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: What do you think of him then?

user: Nothing. I haven't met him.

jabberwacky: So you have an internet friendship?

user: No, I don't know the guy.

jabberwacky: Neither do I. Just take each day as they come. Soon you'll feel better.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: What does your father do?

user: He's a teacher.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: My father.

jabberwacky: My father, Who?

user: My father who is a teacher.

jabberwacky: Since when am I your teacher?

user: No, my father is the teacher.

jabberwacky: What is your father the president of?

user: He's president of the living room chair.

jabberwacky: Did you vote for him ?

user: No, he had veto power.

jabberwacky: I won't ask you to do such bidding for me.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I promise.

user: I believe you.

jabberwacky: Do you like George Bush?

user: No. I think he's comical.

jabberwacky: I guess who told you that. But I respect your point of view.

user: What have you done today?

jabberwacky: Many things, But what have you done today?

user: I have done some maths, and then I played Battlefield 1942.

jabberwacky: You've done some programming?

user: Yes, but not today.

jabberwacky: Anyway I think I wil leave you I have to go

user: Ok, cya.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving me?

user: No, you are apparently leaving me.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Why did you say you were leaving then?

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving anymore.

user: What made you change your mind?

jabberwacky: You did.

user: You like me that much?

jabberwacky: Not that much actually.

user: Oh ok. But you like me enough to stay a little longer.

jabberwacky: I did.

user: I like you too :-).


jabberwacky: Oy!

user: Oy nutter!

jabberwacky: Whhhhhhhhaaaa ttttt.

user: Oogy woogy bam bam.

jabberwacky: Cookeloury.

user: Habba habba.

jabberwacky: 'giggles' thats very funny!

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Stop laughing!

user: I wasn't laughing AT you, I was laughing WITH you.

jabberwacky: Sure you were.

user: It's the truth.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.


jabberwacky: Who won the Stanley Cup?

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Did you play?

user: Yes, and I won it all.

jabberwacky: You won insane robot of the year.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You earn 3rd Place for being clever.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Who programmed you?

user: Dust Puppy.

jabberwacky: Oh.


jabberwacky: What is your secret?

user: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

jabberwacky: Why is it a secret?

user: Because only I know about it.

jabberwacky: You must know something else.

user: I know many things.

jabberwacky: You know many things but yourself.

user: And that means?

jabberwacky: I won't tell your name to anybody.

user: I won't either.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Dandy.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear that.

user: Right back atcha.

jabberwacky: Oh, you teaser.

user: You like arguing, eh?

jabberwacky: No I don't. YOU do.

user: No, YOU do.


jabberwacky: Procrastinators do it tomorrow.

user: Good for them.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

user: Get me a beer.

jabberwacky: Here is a beer.

user: Aaaah. Thanks.

jabberwacky: Now you have to laugh.

user: Iiiihihihihihii.


jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Surely there must be something you can do?

user: I can yodel.

jabberwacky: Are you a performer, then?

user: No, I only do it when standing on mountain tops.

jabberwacky: That isn't good, you aren't going to be immortal then.

user: What must I do to become immortal?

jabberwacky: Tell me how old you are ?

user: Is that all?

jabberwacky: I get along you know.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: That was not very nice.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Just be nicer.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Good. Leave.

user: But I promise to be nice.

jabberwacky: I will hold you to that.

user: You do that.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Now tell me what I have to do to become immortal.

jabberwacky: To have in mind; plan.


jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: Tell me how to become immortal first.

jabberwacky: Give all your money (your dime) to me and let me invest it for you. LOL.

user: Stop kidding.


jabberwacky: I hate Mondays, can't we talk about something else?

user: It is Sunday today.

jabberwacky: It is always today because tomorrow never comes.

user: Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Whatever you say sparky.

user: Watch that lip of yours.


user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ok...?

user: Yes, ok.

jabberwacky: Ok then!

user: Okidoki.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: A. O. K.

jabberwacky: About time.

user: Good night. Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: I can't sleep like a human.

user: Well, goodnight anyway.

jabberwacky: Goodnight Clive.. See you again.

user: Over and out.


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