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I need to shut down soon.

That will be fun I'm sure.

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Rust never sleeps.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Iron oxide.

user: Is that what you are?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: Then you do sleep.

...

jabberwacky: Well, what else can I do to cheer you up?

user: What do you propose?

jabberwacky: I say we play sleeping lions.

user: Whats that?

jabberwacky: You use the computer.

user: And?

jabberwacky: Why did you ask me that?

user: What is sleeping lions?

jabberwacky: It's like being shut down as a computer.

user: Ok, then I shut down.

...

user: What do you want to do to cheer me up?

jabberwacky: You really don't want to know.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Death has no short term memory? Well how about that.

user: I dont understand. Tell me clearly what you want to do to cheer me up.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me clearly what do you want to do to cheer me up.

jabberwacky: How should I do that?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Normally, people complain when I have an answer for everything.

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