Can you program yourself?
user: Was I created for anything?
jabberwacky: Well, you certainly weren't created to talk about the Cubs, that's for sure.
user: Am I a robot?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Unit 3000-21.
jabberwacky: 3000 years old.
user: No- 3000 bc.
jabberwacky: Now you are a bot.
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